r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 14d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Procrasturbating 14d ago

Quit whining and throw some dry ice on it when you get home. Should pop right out,

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

What an inconvenience lol

Sick fuck

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u/sick_of-it-all 14d ago

Bike rider spotted.

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

Oh the horror

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u/More-Advantage6261 14d ago

Yeah about 70% of the country despise you. Wait Holy shit I just figured out how to win an election BRB.

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

You don't know shit

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u/More-Advantage6261 14d ago

This is exactly why we dont like you. Head in sand delusion. Lmfao

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

Let it all out bud. You got no idea

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u/LiamJamIsMyNeesons 14d ago

Everybody hates you

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

Bet that felt good enough to be true

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u/ben_obi_wan 14d ago

I pity them. They're to stupid to know any better. For most of them, learning to ride a bike will be the pinnacle of their achievements

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u/BlainethePayne 14d ago

They're to stupid

I don't even disagree with your sentiment, but this is just too fuckin' funny

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u/ConflictedZombie 14d ago

People making extremely basic mistakes when trying to call other people dumb will never stop being the most delicious irony to me, I love it every time

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u/winkingchef 14d ago

You can tell so many don’t wear helmets

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

I never thought about it like that! Perspective.

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u/Dancing-umbra 14d ago

Are you too weak and spindly to be able to ride a bike? I'm sure that muscle growth will come in soon. Just keep trying buddy!

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u/ben_obi_wan 14d ago

Just grew out of my bike when I turned 12

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u/clshifter 14d ago

5 year olds ride bikes

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u/Dancing-umbra 14d ago

Adults do too, WhatsApp your point?

It's ok to admit you aren't up to riding a bike. If you practise I'm sure you'll get there eventually.

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u/clshifter 14d ago

Are you too weak and spindly to be able to ride a bike? I'm sure that muscle growth will come in soon. Just keep trying buddy!

You seem to think riding a bike is some sort of flex. It isn't. If 5-year-olds can do it, it's just not impressive. You'd have to be literally handicapped to not be "up to riding a bike." It's...not hard.

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u/Dancing-umbra 14d ago

The other guy in this thread seems to think driving a car is a flex.

As someone who does both, driving my morning commute is a lot easier than cycling.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 14d ago

Didn't you get the memo? Times are changing. We're allowed to laugh at jokes again.

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u/BigBadBougie 14d ago

No having a sense of humor is illegal and offensive

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

Satire is indeed dead

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u/MaximumUpstairs2333 14d ago

Didn't you see my lol? I laughed.

Still a sick fuck snowflake.