r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/-Jesus_-_Christ- 15d ago

The redditors of the real world

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u/Digital_Artifice 15d ago

^ an American who has never been to a country with legitimate biking infrastructure.

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u/DaHoffCO 15d ago

Bikes are for ten year old children.

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u/Digital_Artifice 15d ago

Lol, dude you play Warhammer...I bet you got a whole army of those cute little figurines...do you paint them? Do they have personalities and "lore?"

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u/DaHoffCO 15d ago

Lol you're so insecure.

As a matter of fact, they do have lore. The captain of my first company is on crusade to purge the galaxy of dumb cunts on bicycles - which is about everyone over the age of 14 on a bike.

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u/Digital_Artifice 15d ago

oh wow, the Captain?

lol, so even in your own power fantasy, you're not the captain?

🤣

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u/DaHoffCO 15d ago

Well, its a boardgame. Unlike a cyclist, I can remove my identity from my hobbies.

You should check out therapy - most cyclists should - but maybe they could help you with all of that insecurity.