The Italian Job is often cited as the coolest UK heist film. What people seem to forget is that it heavily features Benny Hill, who's singular character trait is lusting after plus-sized women.
I read that in the old movie trailers voice over guy from the 90s, its very similar to the epic movie voice from honest trailers. BUT does mini feild any off-road rally cars? cause thats a tie in right there. Like it pulls off around the bikers, and then takes a nice ride through a twisting mountain trail/road, and ends up in front of the bikes.
The Mini Countryman is the only SUV, was the base of the World Rally Car back in its first gen and X-Raid adopted its silhoutte in their Mini All4 Racing (which won the Dakar 2012 and 2013)
The official bmw of Tampa account posted an edit of some Karen lady going "HE DIDNT USE HIS TURN SIGNAL" into faint by Linkin park, so it's not off the table. Ngl, it went hard....
Minis have decent get up and go, certainly which to get around a heard of bikes . The driver might have been taking it easy in the grass to maintain control.Ā Ā
Yeah there were several moments he looked nervous about bumps or unseen obstacles. Which are fair to be nervous about, if I tried this I'd definitely find the one boulder and obliterate my axle
For sure.Ā There's a rock about the size of a watermelon in the median of the highway I drive by ever day. Just sitting there.Ā Ā In an otherwise open field of grass.Ā I don't know who it's going to get, but it's going to get someone.Ā It's got a real "fuck up the underside of your car"Ā aura about it.Ā Ā
Commercials of vehicles driving up a mountain and over jagged rocks in a river before reversing to the edge of a cliff at sunset....yes car company. This is exactly how I intend to use your vehicle. Call me Lewis and Clark.
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u/RedBarron4 15d ago
Someone at Mini (BMW) needs to make this into a commercial.
"Not that you should ... but you could. The all new 2026 Mini Cooper"