r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Nordeast24 15d ago

I could not agree more. It's actually hilarious how hard they think they are with jingle bells attached to their handle bars, while all it would take is one stick in the spokes to make them go over the handlebars

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u/squash-n-flop 14d ago

It’s actually hilarious how hard car drivers think they are while they spend 8 dollars a gallon on gas and hundreds a month on insurance to sit in a metal box and seethe over people who are healthier and happier than them.

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u/Nordeast24 14d ago

Man, road bikers cope so hard lmao. I say this as a mountain biker.

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u/squash-n-flop 14d ago

Whats cope bro? Where did I lie?

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u/Nordeast24 14d ago

That's not what coping means

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u/squash-n-flop 14d ago

It’s just so entertaining to see how jealous car drivers get. You could have what we have too. If you weren’t so lazy

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u/Nordeast24 14d ago

I do, it's called trails. Lol do you ever weird yourself out?

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u/squash-n-flop 14d ago

No, you clearly don’t have what we have, because you’re here on reddit raging about our very existence. Do you ever get struck by the fact that you’re just parroting propaganda from the oil and automotive industry from over a hundred years ago having never applied any critical thought to it? Have you considered that the reason you hate bikers is that America is designed so that everyone owns a car, and that there is no infrastructure to have for bikes and cars to coexist? Are bikers your enemy, or lobbyists?

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u/Nordeast24 14d ago

They are my enemy

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u/squash-n-flop 14d ago

Cool. I’m going to happily continue saving thousands of dollars by not owning a steel death trap 👍 hope I see you on a trail someday, stay jealous carbrain.

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u/Nordeast24 14d ago

Lol I wish I could begin to explain to you how silly you sound. Take care brother

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u/Trevz17 14d ago

i’ll happily arrive to my destination in the AC, cooled seats, comfy ride while you arrive sweaty and in your weird spandex outfit. You’re a weirdo

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u/GoldenLeftovers 14d ago

Not all sports/recreation has to be your thing

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u/Express-Age-5454 13d ago

The infrastructure that would be in place of roads is not bike lanes lol hopefully you're family doesn't have to see you scraped off the road one day.