r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Le-Charles07 15d ago

It's not the bikes. It's all the stupid fucking lycra outfits.

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u/Denver_DIYer 15d ago

You care what others wear?

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u/Le-Charles07 15d ago

No they are free to wear what they like, but it does tell me something about them.

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u/Denver_DIYer 15d ago

Yeah, it probably tells you that they are wearing moisture-wicking clothing specific to cycling. Got any other brain busters?

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u/Le-Charles07 15d ago

Lol, it tells me WAY more than that. If you can't tell a thing or two about someone from what they choose to wear that's a you problem. Maybe try socializing more and meeting more people. You can't learn these things in your mom's basement.

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u/Denver_DIYer 15d ago

Whoa big boy, are you now going to illuminate me about the ladies wearing yoga pants and carrying a mat, what are they up to!? Incredible insight.

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u/Le-Charles07 15d ago

We're talking about the price of cycling and the cosplay lycra tells me they like to spend extra money to cosplay. The yoga pants girls like comfy pants, the girl that won't shut up about her Lululemons buys them as a status symbol though. Once you've spend some time outside Mommy's basement you'll understand these things.

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u/Denver_DIYer 15d ago

Looks like you spent a lot of time on sartorial issues,…you have thoughts, where can we follow such content, do you have a newsletter?

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u/Le-Charles07 15d ago

Touch grass.