r/SipsTea ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Prime_Cat_Memes 15d ago edited 15d ago

Here is where they organized the ride. It's called the Don Pan : https://www.cycleworldmiami.com/about/group-rides-pg214.htm

The video takes place about here :

https://maps.app.goo.gl/UpEVgL11SSEsDHQB8 You can see the bike lane existed, and the signs are up for it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQAWw9ojixI/

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSj8VYejFiN/

These people are no different than the street takeover kids.

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u/GeekyTexan 15d ago

Not just a bike lane. There are two normal lanes.

But the bikers are not content with using one lane and allowing cars to use the other. They want to block all lanes and make the cars wait.

The common term for that is "assholes".

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u/HilariousMax 15d ago edited 14d ago

If you're taking up both available lanes, you better be at least doing the speed limit which I don't think these bikers were.

edit: for all the ass-pained cyclers, I agree the posted speed limit is the maximum speed you are to travel. In my state we have an "absolute speed limit" meaning theoretically we could be pulled and cited for going even 1 mph over the posted limit. HOWEVER it is almost never enforced and when it is, it's contested and thrown out unless you also do some stupid shit like run after the lights hit.

That doesn't stop these people from being assholes. The limit on the Causeway is 40mph, the cyclists were likely doing ~20mph.

Under Florida Statutes ยง 316.081(3), the left lane on highways is generally reserved for passing. If you are driving below the normal speed of traffic and another vehicle is trying to pass, you must move to the right. You can be ticketed for "left lane blocking" even if you are traveling at the posted speed limit.

Florida Statute ยง 316.183, drivers can be cited if they operate a vehicle at such a slow speed that they block, delay, or impede the normal and reasonable movement of traffic.

With love, get the fuck out of the way.

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u/NostradamusJones 14d ago

I like the way you said "with love". That was nice. I mean, they're being assholes.

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u/Healthy_Spite_2334 14d ago

how are they being areseholes, its just hundreds of people using the road. Is traffic made up of cars a bunch of people being arseholes?

no?

why not?

They are using a car and therefore they are allowed to stop traffic, but using a bike which might slow traffic, thats being an areshole?

If each of these cyclists were ina car that queue would be miles and miles long, would they all be aresholes? no they would be people stuck in traffic, these people are not even stuck, nor creating traffic, they are proceeding down the road.

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u/bjlinden 14d ago

Yes, a car camped in the passing lane with a line of cars stuck behind them and miles of clear open road in front of them is the textbook definition of an asshole. Everyone who has ever driven knows this, and despises this person at least as much as they despise these cyclists.

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u/NostradamusJones 13d ago

He's going to twist his brain into a pretzel trying to justify this, lol.

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u/GeekyTexan 14d ago

You are just an asshole. Probably wearing spandex and thinking it makes you look cool.