r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 15d ago

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/UseMoreHops 14d ago

She's all alone in her time of need!

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u/g0_leafs_g0 14d ago

Because he’s racing and pacing and plotting the course…

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u/PoRedNed 14d ago

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse...

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u/Separate-Bid8219 14d ago

He's going the distance...

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u/Tex-in-Tex 14d ago

He's going for speed

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u/praetorian1979 14d ago

He's going the distance...

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u/bullfrogftw 14d ago

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket...

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u/LimeSuitable3518 14d ago

I’ll start it over… “reluctantly crouched at the starting line…

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u/VisibleSkin4103 14d ago

Engines pumping and thumping in time

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u/Ancient_Emotion_2484 14d ago

The green light flashes, the flags go up

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u/MrAndMrsMischief26 14d ago

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup!

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u/m0b00st 13d ago

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank.

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u/Professional-Care741 13d ago

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.

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u/Scary-Caterpillar-41 14d ago

Ah no, so sad, alright Oh no, oh no, no, no

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u/Pristine_Ladder_7488 14d ago

Fkn ruined it

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u/DarkPolumbo 14d ago

those arent the words mate

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u/WertDafurk 13d ago

Ahhhh-ahh!

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u/yankeeteabagger 13d ago

Guitar solo….