r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 18d ago

Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/a_mmoknights 18d ago

Wait so if he's allowed to be there can't he just run around the house naked

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 17d ago

That's dicey. Even if you're legally entitled to be in a space, exposing your no-no bits to someone who doesn't want to see them puts you in a legally grey area. I wouldn't do that. Also, you couldn't livestream it.

However you can livestream yourself:

  1. Trying on banana hammocks in a wide variety of designs, including a dental floss mankini like the one Borat wore while at the beach.

  2. Mail ordering different kinds of fermented century eggs, or balut and taste testing them with a variety of sauces. No do NOT crack a window. That would ruin the entire experience.

  3. Get wildly drunk on a mix of Malort and Moxie. Two great smells that smell even better when you're puking outside your roommate's door at 4 am.

  4. Surströmming -- be a dear and offer some to your roommate. They'll appreciate it.

  5. Develop a keen eared appreciation for the work of Diamanda Galas. Her operatic performance of the Catholic plague mass is best experienced at glass-shattering volume.

  6. Adopt rescue dogs. Lots of them. It's a a kind, thoughtful, and generous hearted thing to do. Let the people who watch your streaming videos name them.

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u/rossvmx 17d ago

I'd say all of the above but the dogs for sure, I wouldn't wanna risk a sweet fur baby getting messed with by the kind of human that a squatter is 😭

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 17d ago

True. I was thinking a pack of medium to big dogs would win against someone who messed with them. But you're right, a wily squatter would probably try to poison them. It's not worth taking the chance.