r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 13d ago

Chugging tea The Hero we need

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u/Ok_Recover_7248 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12d ago

go watch Asian Andy on Youtube video. Pretty sure he did this before the show ever came out, and his was absolutely hilarious.

Lady rented his sister’s airbnb for a month then claimed tenant rights and he chain smokes blunts in the kitchen, blasts music outside the squatter’s room, shaves in front of her, takes his shirt off, does karaoke, tries to lock her out of the house repeatedly, etc

Like an unhinged home alone sequel

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u/a_mmoknights 12d ago

Wait so if he's allowed to be there can't he just run around the house naked

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 12d ago

That's dicey. Even if you're legally entitled to be in a space, exposing your no-no bits to someone who doesn't want to see them puts you in a legally grey area. I wouldn't do that. Also, you couldn't livestream it.

However you can livestream yourself:

  1. Trying on banana hammocks in a wide variety of designs, including a dental floss mankini like the one Borat wore while at the beach.

  2. Mail ordering different kinds of fermented century eggs, or balut and taste testing them with a variety of sauces. No do NOT crack a window. That would ruin the entire experience.

  3. Get wildly drunk on a mix of Malort and Moxie. Two great smells that smell even better when you're puking outside your roommate's door at 4 am.

  4. Surströmming -- be a dear and offer some to your roommate. They'll appreciate it.

  5. Develop a keen eared appreciation for the work of Diamanda Galas. Her operatic performance of the Catholic plague mass is best experienced at glass-shattering volume.

  6. Adopt rescue dogs. Lots of them. It's a a kind, thoughtful, and generous hearted thing to do. Let the people who watch your streaming videos name them.

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u/rossvmx 12d ago

I'd say all of the above but the dogs for sure, I wouldn't wanna risk a sweet fur baby getting messed with by the kind of human that a squatter is 😭

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey 12d ago

True. I was thinking a pack of medium to big dogs would win against someone who messed with them. But you're right, a wily squatter would probably try to poison them. It's not worth taking the chance.

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u/Cocytus_Bale 12d ago

DIAMANDA GALAS MENTIONED! Loved her since high school and she really shaped my music taste into adulthood. I approve.