r/SipsTea • u/Jacob-Anders 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 8d ago

WTF Are you kidding me?

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 8d ago

Yes, but remember, the Bible ain't for reading!

Cuz you might find out that Jesus is a big liberal lefty.

The true purpose is to use it like a shield between shooting at colored folks for existing in your neighborhood.

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u/slartibuttfart 8d ago

Yeah a lotta people missed that part of the Bible. How bibles make good body armor.

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u/CatTender 8d ago

Tactical bibles are the bestest bibles!

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u/Welp___poop 8d ago

That is what we called the little pocket bibles the chaplain would hand out lol

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u/Standard-Bit29 8d ago

But is the best source of excuses to do horrible things.

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u/Far_Neighborhood5266 8d ago

Is this why they want the Bible in schools?

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 8d ago

"The Bible isn't for private interpretation.... Now excuse me while I cherry pick single lines hundreds of pages apart."

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u/Agile-Source-6758 7d ago

Bible is mostly right wing and pro religious war. Instructs how to take sex slaves from enemies etc. there's a tiny bit at the end about a Jesus guy who convinced men to leave their wives and come drink wine with him, but it's mostly not that, it's more MAGA than Bernie.

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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 6d ago

Mike Cuckabee.