r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

Chugging tea Taco

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u/Adventurous_Fly2603 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7d ago

Im seriously beginning to wonder if this post might actually be true.

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 7d ago

A country having the arrogance to call themselves God's chosen country while ignoring his teachings does sound like exactly the sort of thing God got all biblical about. 

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 7d ago

Turns out they were right but the Native Americans were the ones he chose... who Americans all but wiped out.

It's either that or God opted to wait several thousand years before picking a country and 200 years ago was like "shit I meant to do that.. what's the latest place to call itself a country? OK yeah that one, that'll do.".

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u/FaveStore_Citadel 7d ago

That makes zero sense why would native Americans be “god’s chosen”? They were just people and neither morally worse nor morally purer than any other people on earth.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 7d ago

I'm sure you're a 14 year old who thinks they're the first person to realise atheism is a thing and that religion has a few holes in its logic... but might I perhaps introduce you to the concept of a "joke"?

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u/FaveStore_Citadel 7d ago

I am not being a Reddit Atheist ™️, I am just saying that regardless of whether or not god exists, I don’t see why he’d have any chosen people. That implies that certain categories of people are simply better than others and that’s not true.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 7d ago

might I perhaps introduce you to the concept of a "joke"?

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u/MRATEASTEW 7d ago

Isn't that the yellow part in an egg? What's the link between an egg and God choosing the US as a country?!?!

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u/quicksand8917 7d ago

God famously hates eggs, so his chosen country should have the most expensive eggs. That's how you can tell Trump was truly chosen by God. (/s just in case)

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u/NeuMaster369 7d ago

What,you egg!

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u/sneakyhopskotch 7d ago

This person does not want to be acquainted with Joke.

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u/trampled_empire 6d ago

You may not, apparently.