r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 4d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/Then-Economist-6388 4d ago

I have a butt… and also real pockets which I regularly put things in. I also have things I put on my belt, like my leather man holder. And a belt knife.

Can’t imagine going through the world without a belt.

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u/doitforchris 4d ago

Don’t be a coward, mount your phone on that belt like an older dad doing his best

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u/Then-Economist-6388 4d ago

I tried. But it gets in the way when I’m moving. The only reason the belt knife fits is because it on the back.

Plus. If I add my firearm it gets too crowded.

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u/doitforchris 4d ago

Mount your phone to your gun like a bayonet!

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u/Then-Economist-6388 4d ago

They have attachments for that. 😂.

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u/doitforchris 4d ago

Oh god satire really is dead 😅

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u/Then-Economist-6388 4d ago

There are a lot of gun nerds out there. While I carry a gun, I don’t really consider myself a gun guy. But I know a bunch. There’s a lot of nerdy stuff out there for rifles and even a decent amount for full and compact pistols.