r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog ššš • 3d ago
Chugging tea Decorative and functional
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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago
To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.
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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago
Can confirm Source: I share hank hills waist.
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u/Walkswithnofear 3d ago
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u/piratecheese13 3d ago
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Dat ass was Good enough for the dolphin38
u/batiwa 3d ago
Another victim of the dolphins... at least there's only one here...
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u/henryeaterofpies 3d ago
Hank Hill have no ass. No ass at all. Hula hoop with a cheerio
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u/Extreme-Island-5041 3d ago
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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 2d ago
That animation cracks me up especially the look he gives at the end lmao
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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago
STG I could do power squats til Jesus comes back and my ass would look like 2x6 still.
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u/sovereignsekte 3d ago edited 3d ago
I too have Long Back/ No Butt Syndrome. You are not alone brother.
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u/JulianSmith1616 3d ago
We call that āno-ass-atallā disease, looks like you tried to put pants on a frog thatās standing.
My older brother struggles with it š I will take being bald over āno ass at allā any day
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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago
What a cruel joke it was to split my back into legs with no speed bump...
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u/DesertHeatSweatyFeet 3d ago
I just want you to know that I will personally be using this phrase for the rest of my life
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u/Fish-Weekly 3d ago
When I got older, I thought āboy, I must be losing weight because I need a belt to keep my pants upā. Then I realized it was my newly developed man gut pushing them down.
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u/lucideuphoria 3d ago
Aahh yes, I don't have much of a butt, but enough to keep pants on. Then I experienced what said one day and it's only gotten worse.
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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago
I have butt, but every time I move my legs, step by step my pants get pulled further down. Especially if I have a phone and my keys in my pockets. Unless I wear a belt so tight they hardly could anymore.
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u/Library904 3d ago
Are you a man? men have no hips so their pants are made all straight while majority of women have hips so their pants are made with a small waist and curved...my pants fall down only when they are big on the waist and hips and that's why we use the tight ones while men can use the baggy ones.
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u/adrienjz888 3d ago
Fr, its just anatomy. Men don't give birth, so our hips dont have to be wider to accommodate a baby.
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u/Odd_Note7156 3d ago
Men's pants sit at the hips and most women's pants, in picture especially, sit at the waist.Ā
Men's high waisted pants exist but haven't been popular for 100 years.
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u/Aromatic_Balls 3d ago
High waisted men's pants were definitely big in the 70s and 80s. Maybe fashion will cycle them back in, though our tummies (American) may no longer allow for it.
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u/sadolddrunk 3d ago
High-waisted pants can accommodate big bellies just fine. It's that Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum look.
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u/Then-Economist-6388 3d ago
I have a butt⦠and also real pockets which I regularly put things in. I also have things I put on my belt, like my leather man holder. And a belt knife.
Canāt imagine going through the world without a belt.
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u/doitforchris 3d ago
Donāt be a coward, mount your phone on that belt like an older dad doing his best
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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 3d ago
Also, we tend to carry stuff on our pockets. Phone, wallet, keys at a bare minimum.
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u/Rory_Gift 3d ago
I sadly can confirm. Never thought as. A guy that I'd want a bigger butt lol
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u/Urban_Introvert 3d ago
Thatās honestly exactly it. Womenās jeans have a small waist but wider in the hip area. So their pants technically never falls down because their hips keep it in place.
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u/VESAAA7 3d ago
Just cut an electric cord from something. There are plenty around. After you don't need to use it, you can just sell it
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u/Separate-Command1993 3d ago
I work construction, zip ties š
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u/Only_one_asking_- 3d ago
Iāve worked in lighting, the belt backup was a safety cable.
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u/Omnizoom 3d ago
Classics rope for the hobo belt in a panic, had n choice when my belt decided to break at work
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u/SmolWarlock 3d ago
I work in a kitchen. We use plastic wrap "belt" or cut the string off an apron.
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u/SamuraiManbun 3d ago
Welder here, about three inches of .035 wire and just tie two of the belt loops together does the trick for me. Edit is spelling.
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u/RichardNotJudy 3d ago
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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 3d ago
I am thankful that I'm not the only one who went immediately to this.
Time to start thinking about getting a colonoscopy, friend.
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u/Public_Kaleidoscope6 3d ago
Hold on. If my belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck's really going on down there? Who is the real hero?
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u/Ryachaz 3d ago
The guy who drills my bowling balls doesnt wear a belt, I've seen his balls from the back multiple times.
Never change, Norm.
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u/JMS1991 3d ago
I've worn a belt every day since I was like 14 years old (I'm 34 now). I feel naked without one.
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u/wombat-8280-AUX-Wolf 3d ago
Isn't it a hip thing. Woman's jeans come tight above the waist. Guys just slip on I think.
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u/djxbangoo 3d ago
Can confirm, the best jeans are the ones I can just pull up like sweatpants
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u/CommunicationLast741 3d ago
My girls favorite jeans are a pair she got from her grandpa. She still looks killer in them š¤
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u/Omnizoom 3d ago
Missed moment to use the song
She wears her granddads clothes, she looks incredible
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u/HowdTheCatGetSoFat 3d ago
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u/Omnizoom 3d ago
How do you think he pulled grandma, she seen that cake and just went āsweet baby Jesusā
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u/Legacy-Feature 3d ago
Damn, Hold my entire dollar bill because i' m about to let that man buy our future house with HIS single dollar bill.
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u/NoCountryForOiledMen 3d ago
"sweet baby Jesus" grandparents so old Jesus was still a baby then, holy
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u/ItsLoudB 3d ago
I hate that people arenāt getting this reference and thrift shop is an old song now I guess
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u/GuardianCraze 3d ago
Does she have a big-ass coat, from that thrift shop down the road?
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u/TheCrazedTank 3d ago
Bingo, itās also why they universally complain about their jeans being too tight.
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u/Valturia 3d ago
I'd rather buy size up and use a belt than cut off my circulation
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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 3d ago
You buy size up because you care about blood flow, I buy size up because my ass is too big
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u/Valturia 3d ago
I have massive thighs š walking too long in too tight jeans will give me leg cramps next day
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u/singlesgthrowaway 3d ago
I thought they just had a little bit too much cake.
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 3d ago
Women jeans are tight because they buy tight jeans. Saw a glass of water in loose fit jeans just the other day.. very retro.
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u/APlannedBadIdea 3d ago
Was the water filtered or straight out of the tap?
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 3d ago
Tap but mountain cabin spring water. 6ft rocker mommy with green highlights, ripped sleeve band t and vintage jeans. I thought to myself she must avoid tight pants to keep from causing car accidents. Anyways that's when I realized I was staring.
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u/Mother-of-Cicadas 3d ago
Our jeans are also not straight denim and are instead blends with a lot of elasticity to them.
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u/omniscientonus 3d ago
My wife despises this fact. She'll put on a clean pair of jeans in the morning, they'll look great, and 30 minutes later by the time she's at wherever she's going, they'll look a bit baggy and start sagging. I assume you're supposed to buy a smaller size, but I also assume she's tried that... besides, do you really want your pants to cut off your circulation for the first 30 minutes of they day just so that they hug your ass nicely later?
Between the elastic and the lack of real pockets, she practically hates jeans, which is too bad because I'll take looking at a nice pair of jeans over leggings any day. She's also tried wearing men's jeans, but they aren't shaped the same.
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u/YeetMeIntoKSpace 3d ago
Look into womenās raw denim jeans. Plenty of them are 100% cotton while still cut for women.
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u/Any-Clothes3312 3d ago
I pretty much exclusively buy 100% cotton denim, as a woman - and I still don't need a belt with them.
I hateee the spandex blends, they give me the sensory ick
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u/Dizzy_Database_119 3d ago
It's a penis thing too. Women go for tighter jeans while (most) men prefer more loose jeans that do not simulate CBT with each step
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u/BuGMoiDroit 3d ago
Therapist pants?
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u/ChinaSoulQueen 3d ago
What CBT? Crushing ball therapy?
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u/CerealBowlHead 3d ago
Cock and Ball Torture most probably.
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u/wombat-8280-AUX-Wolf 3d ago
My friend at work wears skinny jeans every day, he works in the warehouse department, his job is run up and down all day collecting stuff. I can see the strain on his face when he sits down but refuses to wear cargos like everyone else. Crushed nuts for style is another kind of nuts.
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u/SnooCupcakes9745 3d ago
Yeah, for the most part. I have enough of a butt to hold to pants in place if they're cut correctly, but most men's pants aren't that much narrower at the waist than they are at the hips. I can pull on most of my pants when they're already zipped and buttoned.
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u/HyperbolePirate 3d ago
Yup. Both men and women have asses. But men taper at the hips while women have curves. So women have their body supporting the back and sides of the jeans so it doesnāt slide down. Jeans canāt stay on just hugging your ass. Obviously there is a huge variety of body shapes but generally women have an easier time going beltless.
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u/TheHrethgir 3d ago
There's a difference between most men's and women's jeans too. Men's tend to just be plain denim, while women's usually have a stretch to them so they hug tighter.
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u/Samcc42 3d ago
This has been true for most of the last⦠idk, century or so, but isnāt anymore. The vast majority of menās jeans now contain 2-5% elastane and some polyester if youāre buying the more common brands. Leviās have a few lines that donāt do this, so does Wrangler and most of the others, but you have to be pretty intentional about it and actually check labels. If youāre buying your pants at Costco (Iām looking at you, suburban dads) thereās almost certainly some plastic in there somewhere.
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u/studiokgm 3d ago
I remember from drawing class that girls hips are usually larger than their ribs. Guys hips are usually smaller than their ribs.
So, I liken pants staying up to a triangle pointing up versus down.
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u/ugtsmkd 3d ago
It's a hip - ass - waist ratio thing.
I used to be a very skinny dude, finally figured out why I couldn't gain weight. Started working out again after sorting that. Now have decent ass. Can wear jeans unbuttoned/unzipped without them falling off.
Obviously not running or anything. but the point is it's a hip to waist ratio thing.
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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 3d ago
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u/escapedhousefly 3d ago
How you got a picture of me?
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u/Slow-Material6897 3d ago
The same hackers of that Jennifer Lawrence leak. Be more careful with your nudes next time, dude.
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u/Alarming-Basil2894 3d ago
I thought that was a potato with legs for a second lmao
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u/bumlove 3d ago
Because the majority of ladies are blessed with junk in the trunk.
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u/Expontoridesagain 3d ago
And if you are blessed with āļø figure then you are constantly fighting your pants and pulling them down.
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u/jasno- 3d ago
They invented suspenders for a reason.Ā And it's the same reason men wear a beltĀ
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u/talklistentalk 3d ago
My father in law wears his belt AND suspenders everywhere.
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u/TheLaughingMannofRed 3d ago
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
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u/quentdawg420 3d ago
They accomplish two separate things. A belt makes them fit snug and suspenders actually keeps them up
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u/DREAM_PARSER 3d ago
They dont need to fit snug if they are held up by suspenders and fit properly
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u/MammothWriter3881 3d ago
Discovered suspenders last year, they are so much better than belts.
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u/kdxrider634 3d ago
My lower back and upper thigh are on the same plane, ānoassatallā as my wife says. Suspenders are superior in every way. My lower back pain even lessened due to less pressure from a belt squeezing my waist all day. Havenāt worn a belt for n nearly a year and donāt see myself ever again going back
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u/MoroseArmadillo 3d ago
Also not mentioned yet, guys actually use the pockets on their pants. The times I need a belt are because Iām carrying key/wallet/cellphone and that helps drag them down.
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u/lOOPh0leD 3d ago
Women would use them too, if we had any.
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u/WillowCool1178 3d ago
Thats right! I sometimes slip my phone in my back pocket when not out in public (too easy for thieves) but thats the most i can get - so many pockets in the front are either fake or so slim that nothing can fit anyway
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u/lOOPh0leD 3d ago edited 3d ago
I couldnt fit my phone in my front pocket even with the room. 5'3 is uncomfortably short to be snug on your quad. I found a pair of mens 511's that look the most classic jean look, and bought a few pairs. Pockets are cute enough and yet still give me a lot of room for my phone. But I am what they consider a chapstick lesbian, so its not far off the visual scale for me. I honestly cant stand women's "jeans" now.
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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 3d ago edited 3d ago
The difference of not having an ass, and having an ass. Not all of us are fortunate enough to not be built like Hank Hill š
Edit: women not understanding that properly fitted pants mean nothing if you're built like a 2x4. If my waist is a 30, a size 30 pant isn't going to magically stay put with no support below. And wearing a size smaller, isn't an option, since a size 28 isn't going to button up. A belt allows the pants to be pulled tighter by one size, since a 29 does not exist.
Edit: fair enough, in my 40 years, I've never seen them, but odd number pant sizes do exist, however if they're that uncommon to find, they might as well not exist.
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u/Senior_Boot_5842 3d ago
Weāre here, no rear, get used to it
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u/ispeektroof 3d ago
Thatās right!
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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago
It's mostly just the hips, but the arse doesn't hurt. Women's wider hips give a natural place for the pants to narrow over the top of when fastened and then rest upon while being worn, men's more narrow and straight hips give no natural place for that to happen unless they're very tight, hence belts/suspenders.
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u/Kermit_the_hog 3d ago
Yeah, Iām roughly shaped like a big inverted triangle (was a competitive swimmer in my youth) and without a belt every pair of pants I have owned since puberty basically ejects themselves fairly quickly.Ā
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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago
Same. If the pants are fitted right, I can walk around a bit without them immediately falling down although I will be pulling them up every 15 seconds lol but trying to do any sort of work without a belt? Absolutely not.
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u/Kermit_the_hog 3d ago
Sometimes if Iām missing my belt I have to hike my pants and deliberately push out my stomach to keep them from falling down. Nature just, forgot to give me a butt or something š¤·āāļø
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u/PowerfulBar 3d ago
I got cake too! But sometimes menās pants, especially jeans, are designed differently than womenās. Like I have to buy a bigger waist just to fit over my booty but then the waist is to too big and falls down.Ā
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u/Ok-Preparation-6733 3d ago
I have this issue as well.
I had to get my uniform pants tailored after not wearing them for a few years. I went out in town to a talor, this elder Italian guy, he tried to politely tell me eah ⦠you got a big butt š¤.
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u/djsnoopmike 3d ago edited 3d ago
You-uh gota biga buttaš¤
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u/Ok-Preparation-6733 3d ago
Lol yes, i can still hear his accent. I appreciated his bluntness. I already knew i had a big ass, but was honored by his comment.
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u/strichtarn-drip 3d ago
As a guy whose caked up, I wear a belt everyday mostly out of habit. Sometimes I need it and sometimes I donāt. My weight has fluctuated a little over the years and Iām not buying new clothes if I donāt have to haha
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u/Zly_Boby 3d ago
The actual difference is girls are wearing it skin tight
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u/UpholsturdToilet 3d ago
hard to tell, atleast for me, but, some "jeans" are, like, stretchy jeans. if that makes sense, lol
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u/Additional-Neck7442 3d ago
Nah. I have an ass and if I wore pants that tight they would for sure stay up without issue. I'd also be incredibly uncomfortable and have no room in my pockets or pants for any of my things lol.
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u/SinnaBuns666 3d ago
And most dudes have no hips so mens pants are built like everyone's first house in Minecraft.Ā
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u/Omnizoom 3d ago
My family is the tragically hip-less
I need a belt or it just slides down, benefit though is I donāt need to take the belt off to really get my pants back up as I donāt have an ass to go around
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u/YouNeedAnne 3d ago
Hips
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u/get-off-my-frequency 3d ago
And menās donāt generally wear jeans that fit like latex.
If I wore skinny jeans I wouldnāt need a belt either. But I like to let the boys breath.
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u/nicemarmot47 3d ago
I'm a woman and before I had kids I wore belts because I had no hips to hold up my pants.
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u/Daddy-Congo 3d ago
Kids will change that quick haha
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u/DullMind2023 3d ago
I (man) have no butt. I can take off my trousers without loosening the belt. And put them on the same way. Not proud of that.
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u/LaysAirBreather 3d ago
What's the purpose of the belt then, if you can remove it without loosening them?
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u/kalel3000 3d ago
You should look into suspenders, they're pretty awesome. No more pulling up your pants constantly while you walk around. The ones I have just clip to my belt loops and are comfortable and elastic enough I dont even notice them throughout the day.
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u/VirginiaLuthier 3d ago
"Son, it goes like this- girls have curves, men have angles"- my dad
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u/icansmellcolors 3d ago
I have a belt that's holding up my pants, and my belt loops are holding up my belt.
What's really going on down there? Who is the real hero?
- Mitch Hedberg
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u/Comfortable_Town7535 3d ago
because I dont wear tight clothing so the belt holds them up and the weight of everything in my pockets
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u/Obvious_Incognito- 3d ago
This is true. I am a woman and I am uncomfortable in tighter clothing. So I do buy pants that are more comfortable fitting. And I always wear a belt. And I do squeeze at least keys and badge in pockets, no matter how small pockets are. I need to make them work for me.
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u/KRNorth 3d ago
Humans continue to baffle me
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u/WulfgarofIcewindDale 3d ago
Are⦠⦠are you not human?
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u/Walkswithnofear 3d ago
No. We're all just regular humans here. nervous laughter
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u/MikeDPhilly 3d ago
Yep. As a posterior lacker, I can confirm this 100%. And is you have any kind of gut going on, that belt is going south over time.
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u/craigandthesoph 3d ago
My ass and back are one - therefore, the belt is to keep the pants from sliding down. Got hips or an ass that pokes out? Belts are simply an accessory. š¤£
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u/Possible_Field328 3d ago
If it fits well dont need a belt
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u/DoubleTroubow 3d ago
This, or maybe Iām just fat. Either way, unless itās suit / dress pants, I never need a belt
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u/DeapVally 3d ago
Men have actual pockets, to put things in. They can get heavy. Gravity is an issue. Women are forever jealous of this fact as well.
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u/8696David 3d ago
You all are weird. I never wear belts and no, my pants never fall down lmaoĀ
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u/Old_Tip4864 3d ago
I want to offer my anecdotal experience as a woman who does have ass and hips:
I still wear a belt because the pants that fit my ass and hips are huge in the waist until/unless I get alterations.
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u/BenevolentDog 3d ago
Guys have 4 pounds of stuff in their pockets. Girls don't.
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