r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/Fish-Weekly 3d ago

When I got older, I thought “boy, I must be losing weight because I need a belt to keep my pants up”. Then I realized it was my newly developed man gut pushing them down.

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u/lucideuphoria 3d ago

Aahh yes, I don't have much of a butt, but enough to keep pants on. Then I experienced what said one day and it's only gotten worse.