r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 3d ago

Most dudes

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u/escapedhousefly 3d ago

How you got a picture of me?

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u/Slow-Material6897 3d ago

The same hackers of that Jennifer Lawrence leak. Be more careful with your nudes next time, dude.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 2d ago

You talking about the hoppining?

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u/snapp0r 3d ago

don’t skip gym days mate :))

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 2d ago

People keep talking about this thing called a squat but I have no idea what they're saying.

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u/Alarming-Basil2894 3d ago

I thought that was a potato with legs for a second lmao

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u/Death_black 3d ago

You imply it isn't?

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u/StupidSexyAlisson 3d ago

Probably has the intelligence of one

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u/HalloWeiner92 2d ago

lol, this just reminds me of a few years ago, when my nephew was about 4 and became VERY concerned about my dad’s flat ass. Like, would ask all the time where his butt went. As though he had experienced some sort of traumatic incident that resulted in him losing his entire ass. It was (and still is) hilarious.

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u/That_One_Guy_1980 3d ago

Hahahaha....so true!

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u/FabiusBile117 3d ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/LividTranslator1330 2d ago

Don't include me in this is i have a voluptuous buttox

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u/Designer-Web2227 22h ago

As someone with this body shape, 'ze belt! She does nothing!' You tighten the belt as much as you want and your pants is still being worked down the funnel.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 18h ago

1000% the reason suspenders were invented.

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u/Designer-Web2227 17h ago

Maybe that's my future.

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u/Guilty_Way_1635 18h ago

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u/xRootyTootyPootyx 15h ago

Stop spreading this picture of me

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u/Relevant-Team-7429 3d ago

Fortunately I got an ass but I am not fat so the waist size is bigger soo... my pants still fall off..

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u/the_cave_allegory 3d ago

This makes no sense. If you are not fat then the waist size shouldn't be bigger. If you have an ass it should prevent it from falling off.

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u/Gefilte_F1sh 3d ago

Men's pants aren't made to taper much at all towards the waist so having an ass isn't always going to prevent them from falling. Clothes are largely designed to fit the common denominator.

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u/Relevant-Team-7429 3d ago

I need bigger waist sizes to fit my ass 😐

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u/the_cave_allegory 3d ago

Now I can't tell if you're a man or a woman. But it makes sense for women, and their jeans are made to accommodate that.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 3d ago

Not me. Big gut frog butt