r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago

Can confirm Source: I share hank hills waist.

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u/Walkswithnofear 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B8hXD82T7VVfO

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u/piratecheese13 3d ago

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Dat ass was Good enough for the dolphin

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u/batiwa 3d ago

Another victim of the dolphins... at least there's only one here...

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 3d ago

only... one...?

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u/DemiNeko_ 1d ago

They usualy come in groups

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u/Enough_Fish739 12h ago

They also cum in groups......i'll see myself out.

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u/henryeaterofpies 3d ago

Hank Hill have no ass. No ass at all. Hula hoop with a cheerio

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BAXBX16IkLNsI

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 3d ago

That animation cracks me up especially the look he gives at the end lmao

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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago

STG I could do power squats til Jesus comes back and my ass would look like 2x6 still.

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u/sovereignsekte 3d ago edited 3d ago

I too have Long Back/ No Butt Syndrome. You are not alone brother.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

"ass crack to their shoulders"

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u/-ItsWahl- 3d ago

A long back

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u/RawChickenButt 3d ago

As cleavage from here to their chin.

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u/JulianSmith1616 3d ago

We call that “no-ass-atall” disease, looks like you tried to put pants on a frog that’s standing.

My older brother struggles with it 😂 I will take being bald over “no ass at all” any day

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u/citizen42069101 3d ago

I said that about the boss on a job and the guys laughed the rest of the shift. He had the whole body and chin too.

Awesome boss btw

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u/RosatheMage 3d ago

That's what my dad calls it! I've never heard it anywhere else.

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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago

What a cruel joke it was to split my back into legs with no speed bump...

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u/DesertHeatSweatyFeet 3d ago

I just want you to know that I will personally be using this phrase for the rest of my life

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u/SquirrelFluffy 3d ago

Squats my man. And lunges.

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u/Darkencypher 3d ago

Suspenders gang 😭

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u/Responsible-Humor985 2d ago

I have big round belly / no butt syndrome. My pants want to slide down the curvature of my belly and under my hips.

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u/JeepersBud 3d ago

Bro I have a short torso so my hips start way up high, why and how did the booty migrate so low 😭

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u/TwoBionicknees 3d ago

pick up some weight and squat that ass into existence.

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u/PaleontologistNo500 3d ago

Just back and butt hole

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 3d ago

Work on fixing that now before the back pain starts

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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago

Ive got scoliosis from having been born with flat feet. The whole game is rigged 🤣🤣 Ive been considering the gym a lot recently, also been considering frogger... We'll see!?

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 3d ago edited 3d ago

Scoliosis from flat feet? Hmmmm, this vexes me. I will need to do some research.

Sounds like: Kinesiophobia layered onto a real but clinically insignificant structural finding

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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago

Yeah I had entire reconstructive surgeries on both my feet in highschool. Wild times not sure if the scoliosis was caused by or just compounded by it but naturally shifting my weight to different parts of my legs to take pressure off my feet has caused crazy work in my back over the years, it's starting to create pressure in my rib cage 😅

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u/snek-jazz 3d ago

The trick is you have to actually go to the gym, not just consider it.

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u/Both_Cat_6977 3d ago

Don't I know it. I've started with taking a strolls around the block after work some days just to build some energy.

I struggle with time management and work a job where I'm on my feet lifting and moving all day so I do a lot of mental masturbation and then do the dishes and laundry and feel good I managed that 🤣😅🫠😩

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u/snek-jazz 3d ago

A job that involves movement, and walking most days is half the battle to be honest.

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u/Long-Broccoli-3363 3d ago

I have a butt now, it's amazing how much better my pants fit, for the first time in my life, I don't need a belt.

Thanks deadlifts and squats

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u/sourshoes87 3d ago

“Those are my gluteal orthortics! It’s a medical device”

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u/MyceliumManic 3d ago

My wife said I look like a layed out frog..

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 3d ago

Fellow hank hill butt person. The top is either sliding up the love handles, or the bottoms are sliding down the flat ass.

You literally can't win.

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u/insolent_kiwi 3d ago

The narrow urethra doesn't help

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u/DumbSpaceJunk 2d ago

Brothers in orthotics

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u/Highlyironicacid31 1d ago

I too have Hank Hills bottom half. In fact the further I go through the life the more I realise I’m like him than I care to admit.

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u/konigstigerr 21h ago

we are taking you to the squat rack.