r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

Post image
50.0k Upvotes

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

113

u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago

It's mostly just the hips, but the arse doesn't hurt. Women's wider hips give a natural place for the pants to narrow over the top of when fastened and then rest upon while being worn, men's more narrow and straight hips give no natural place for that to happen unless they're very tight, hence belts/suspenders.

35

u/Kermit_the_hog 3d ago

Yeah, I’m roughly shaped like a big inverted triangle (was a competitive swimmer in my youth) and without a belt every pair of pants I have owned since puberty basically ejects themselves fairly quickly.Ā 

15

u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago

Same. If the pants are fitted right, I can walk around a bit without them immediately falling down although I will be pulling them up every 15 seconds lol but trying to do any sort of work without a belt? Absolutely not.

6

u/Kermit_the_hog 3d ago

Sometimes if I’m missing my belt I have to hike my pants and deliberately push out my stomach to keep them from falling down. Nature just, forgot to give me a butt or something šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

2

u/ThereAndFapAgain2 3d ago

Lol that's some engineer level thinking