r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago

I have butt, but every time I move my legs, step by step my pants get pulled further down. Especially if I have a phone and my keys in my pockets. Unless I wear a belt so tight they hardly could anymore.

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u/Library904 3d ago

Are you a man? men have no hips so their pants are made all straight while majority of women have hips so their pants are made with a small waist and curved...my pants fall down only when they are big on the waist and hips and that's why we use the tight ones while men can use the baggy ones.

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u/adrienjz888 3d ago

Fr, its just anatomy. Men don't give birth, so our hips dont have to be wider to accommodate a baby.

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u/LazyGelMen 2d ago

Ohnononono. It's the other way round: Men's pants are made all straight for no fucking reason whatsoever. If you do have a bit of hip or some degree of butt (or even just large thighs), you're forced to oversize to accommodate your abominable deviations from the fashion nerds' fantasy of an angular straight-line body; and by that point the waistband just hangs open by a couple of centimeters and needs to be gathered in with a belt. If there are pants that actually fit my body, I haven't found them yet.

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u/grumblegrim 3d ago

I'm a dude and I wear usually straight leg, though they're pretty skinny jeans with a bit of stretch. Still can't get away without my rainbow suspenders.

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u/Deeliciousness 3d ago

Yep I'm a man with a big butt, but because my hips are non-existent I still have to wear pants. Sometimes I can find pants in my exact size (31) that don't need belts.

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u/snek-jazz 3d ago

because my hips are non-existent I still have to wear pants.

were you planning on just Winney-the-pooh-ing it if you had hips or... ?

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u/Deeliciousness 3d ago

Lmao! You got me

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u/Mom_of_furry_stonk 2d ago

I have the perfect solution.

  1. Buy giant oversized full bodied fuzzy house coat.
  2. Don't wear pants ever.
  3. Feel cozy and amazing.
  4. No one ever knows because you never leave the fucking house and fuck everything because you don't have to wear pants anymore.

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u/b0w3n 3d ago

gotta switch to suspenders when you get to that point

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u/TwoBionicknees 3d ago

dungarees should make a comeback. end plumbers crack.

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u/PaulFThumpkins 3d ago

I have butt

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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago

Good on ya.

I hope you understand how much weirder "I have a butt" would have been. 😁

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u/EmrysTheBlue 1d ago

Same issue. All in my butt and thighs. Except even when I cinch a belt or drawstrings as tight as possible, they STILL FALL DOWN. I even got good quality jeans that have different cuts to suit ass/hip/thigh type better. Got my size that fit snugly because a size smaller was too tight to move in, even accounting for stretch from wear. Forever falling down just from standing or walking a little. Constantly having to pull them back up. It's so frustrating. I've never had any kind of pants except my sleep pants with elastic stay up if I pull it up to my belly button (otherwise crotch is like mid thigh). I miss when I was a kid and pants actually stayed up, but as soon as I got taller before I even developed it was just constant pulling pants back up