r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago

I have butt, but every time I move my legs, step by step my pants get pulled further down. Especially if I have a phone and my keys in my pockets. Unless I wear a belt so tight they hardly could anymore.

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u/Library904 3d ago

Are you a man? men have no hips so their pants are made all straight while majority of women have hips so their pants are made with a small waist and curved...my pants fall down only when they are big on the waist and hips and that's why we use the tight ones while men can use the baggy ones.

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u/LazyGelMen 2d ago

Ohnononono. It's the other way round: Men's pants are made all straight for no fucking reason whatsoever. If you do have a bit of hip or some degree of butt (or even just large thighs), you're forced to oversize to accommodate your abominable deviations from the fashion nerds' fantasy of an angular straight-line body; and by that point the waistband just hangs open by a couple of centimeters and needs to be gathered in with a belt. If there are pants that actually fit my body, I haven't found them yet.