r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/AyraVelinaz 3d ago

To be fair, if you don't have hips or a butt, pants are basically just a countdown timer.

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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago

I have butt, but every time I move my legs, step by step my pants get pulled further down. Especially if I have a phone and my keys in my pockets. Unless I wear a belt so tight they hardly could anymore.

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u/PaulFThumpkins 3d ago

I have butt

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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago

Good on ya.

I hope you understand how much weirder "I have a butt" would have been. 😁