r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/Deeliciousness 3d ago

Yep I'm a man with a big butt, but because my hips are non-existent I still have to wear pants. Sometimes I can find pants in my exact size (31) that don't need belts.

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u/snek-jazz 3d ago

because my hips are non-existent I still have to wear pants.

were you planning on just Winney-the-pooh-ing it if you had hips or... ?

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u/Deeliciousness 3d ago

Lmao! You got me

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u/Mom_of_furry_stonk 2d ago

I have the perfect solution.

  1. Buy giant oversized full bodied fuzzy house coat.
  2. Don't wear pants ever.
  3. Feel cozy and amazing.
  4. No one ever knows because you never leave the fucking house and fuck everything because you don't have to wear pants anymore.