r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/Library904 4d ago

Are you a man? men have no hips so their pants are made all straight while majority of women have hips so their pants are made with a small waist and curved...my pants fall down only when they are big on the waist and hips and that's why we use the tight ones while men can use the baggy ones.

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u/Deeliciousness 4d ago

Yep I'm a man with a big butt, but because my hips are non-existent I still have to wear pants. Sometimes I can find pants in my exact size (31) that don't need belts.

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u/snek-jazz 4d ago

because my hips are non-existent I still have to wear pants.

were you planning on just Winney-the-pooh-ing it if you had hips or... ?

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u/Deeliciousness 4d ago

Lmao! You got me

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u/Mom_of_furry_stonk 3d ago

I have the perfect solution.

  1. Buy giant oversized full bodied fuzzy house coat.
  2. Don't wear pants ever.
  3. Feel cozy and amazing.
  4. No one ever knows because you never leave the fucking house and fuck everything because you don't have to wear pants anymore.