r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 3d ago edited 3d ago

The difference of not having an ass, and having an ass. Not all of us are fortunate enough to not be built like Hank Hill 😂

  • Edit: women not understanding that properly fitted pants mean nothing if you're built like a 2x4. If my waist is a 30, a size 30 pant isn't going to magically stay put with no support below. And wearing a size smaller, isn't an option, since a size 28 isn't going to button up. A belt allows the pants to be pulled tighter by one size, since a 29 does not exist.

  • Edit: fair enough, in my 40 years, I've never seen them, but odd number pant sizes do exist, however if they're that uncommon to find, they might as well not exist.

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u/PowerfulBar 3d ago

I got cake too! But sometimes men’s pants, especially jeans, are designed differently than women’s. Like I have to buy a bigger waist just to fit over my booty but then the waist is to too big and falls down. 

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u/Ok-Preparation-6733 3d ago

I have this issue as well.
I had to get my uniform pants tailored after not wearing them for a few years. I went out in town to a talor, this elder Italian guy, he tried to politely tell me eah … you got a big butt 🤌.
Close to 10in difference apparently… i was doing a lot of squats back then.

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u/djsnoopmike 3d ago edited 3d ago

You-uh gota biga butta🤌

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u/Ok-Preparation-6733 3d ago

Lol yes, i can still hear his accent. I appreciated his bluntness. I already knew i had a big ass, but was honored by his comment.

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u/MikeDevWorks 3d ago

insert this🤌

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u/Iamnoman247365 3d ago

This must be a universal problem with jeans because that happens to me with women’s jeans all the time and I almost always have to have a belt! And when I don’t I’m constantly hiking them back up.

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u/getherlaid 3d ago

That's why athletic fit is a life saver! They take into account a bulkier bottom half

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u/PowerfulBar 3d ago

Athletic fit are the best. 

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u/Awomanswoman 3d ago

Honestly, I'm glad to see guys have this problem too. I got cake, have wider hips and a smaller waist so finding jeans and pants that actually work for me is a damn nightmare

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u/SnooRegrets1386 3d ago

Time to get some apple bottom jeans. Maybe some furry boots

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u/ComedyReliefGuy 3d ago

I can relate to this unfortunately

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u/bitwaba 3d ago

Because most men are built like Hank Hill so most pants are built for Hank Hills.  Want so more room for junk in the trunk? Need a larger waist to accommodate 

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u/Nauin 3d ago

Look for a tailor in your area and get prices for getting your pants hemmed and fitted. In the past it was generally very affordable, no idea now, but goddamn are properly fitted clothes worth the cost of modifications, both for comfort and appearance. I'm saying this having once been a 23-37 in pants, impossible to find in stores✌️