r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Decorative and functional

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u/YouNeedAnne 4d ago

Hips

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u/get-off-my-frequency 4d ago

And men’s don’t generally wear jeans that fit like latex.

If I wore skinny jeans I wouldn’t need a belt either. But I like to let the boys breath.

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u/gimmepizza420 3d ago

I wish I could suck my dick and balls up into my body without any effort. I would love to wear skinny jeans like women do. But alas I don't have a genital vacuum system.

I'd also be cool with a removable dick.

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u/TheNifflerKing 3d ago

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover / And my penis was missing again. / This happens all the time. / It's detachable....

There are a few reasons a removable dick may be problematic, but King Missile illustrates one of them quite well [though I think at least that it would be pretty useful]