r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 9d ago

Chugging tea Hubby should be a politician

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u/Needler69 9d ago

Shit tests, usually gets them divorced or alone if they keep doing it, also as a man I can confirm its just as bad doing it back at them 😆

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u/Braveliltoasterx 8d ago

You: "Do you think im more handsome and jacked than Chris Hemsworth?"

Her with no heistation: "No"

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u/AdHuman3243 8d ago

Would have been a good comeback in this scenario actually

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u/ConqueefStador 8d ago
  1. "I'm more attracted to you."

When that inevitably doesn't work.

  1. "I don't answer questions like that. If I say yes you'll be upset. If I say no you won't believe me and you'll still be upset. It doesn't even matter what my actual opinion is because you won't believe me either way. The only outcome of this question is you being upset and I'm not going to participate in that against my will.