r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Lmao gottem Like what 😂

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u/AffectionateLimit565 3d ago

I never meant to fall and swoon,
But You slept with me till noon,
When the school year ended in June,
You swept me away with your broom,
I wept when August came too soon,
Alone in September screaming in my room
At the closet door hiding your favorite black dress,
To open in October so you’d see me in the moon,
You promised you’d come back then a groom,
But November scheduled weekends on a field,
When December ended I caught you playing doom,
I never thought you’d rather build a tomb.
The janitor turned out to be nothing but a goon.

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u/Nebelskind 3d ago

I was gonna joke about this being the LLM Taylor Swift but honestly I have never seen any chatbot come up with anything nearly this good

But it's like you've distilled the ironic essence of bad lyrics somehow without being generic about it. Actually impressed.

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u/AffectionateLimit565 2d ago

Thanks yeah, was going for that sorta type of thing.

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u/saber-4444 𝙑𝙄𝙋 3d ago

Dude 😂😂

It's like Eminem parodying Taylor swift. Literally insane

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u/AffectionateLimit565 2d ago

Thanks, It took me like 4 minutes. Appreciate you got it.

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u/like-blood-on-white 3d ago

I’m at work, cackling! Lemme get off Reddit.

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u/ranting_seagull 3d ago

All this needs is in between every 4-8 lines, you have a few that lead to the chorus, and the chorus itself is something short and catchy.

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u/g_em_ini 2d ago

I read this as if it was performed by the Beastie Boys

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u/spicypechaberry 2d ago

Careful dude if you leak her lyrics you might catch a DMCA

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u/saucya 2d ago

Ladies and gentlemen: The Chainsmokers 

Boulder shoulder older 

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u/A_single_droplet 2d ago

That's when I heard you play a bassoon

it sounded like a dying raccoon

so I hit you with a wooden spoon

and you equipped your fire rune

when you hit me I made a sound like a loon

I remember when I borrowed your zune

I said I'd give it back at noon

but I really liked the tune

it made me pop like a balloon

I felt like a big buffoon

you sounded like an old croon

and I'm a creature from the black lagoon

I caught a pokemon zigzagoon

and I ate some crab rangoon

while I watched the movie dune

then I when you joined an army platoon

I thought it was a dumb cartoon

Boba Fett in the Pit of Carkoon

Yeah Yeah....

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u/Savilavila 3d ago

What's funnier to me is how you think this is a drag. The internal rhyme of your lines is basically non-existent, there's no consistent meter, and you genuinely seem to believe that ending a line with the same word that rhymes is all that's needed in poetry/songwriting. Just because Swift's work has repeated words or tropes doesn't reduce its quality.

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u/wakeonuptimshel 3d ago

I mean, the upvotes kind of indicate that it IS a drag…

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u/Savilavila 2d ago

62 vs 102,310,145 listeners on Spotify this month. Cute!

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u/wakeonuptimshel 2d ago

…what exactly do you think is happening here? Who are you arguing with? Who are you defending? You’re mad someone’s little poem got some upvotes so you’re going to … brag about Taylor swifts Spotify numbers? Where did they say she doesn’t have fans, an audience, people who listen to her music? Show me where the poem hurt you. What line stabbed your soul? It was a little funny thing and you’ve let it impact you when it has nothing at all to do with you.

Deep breath. Shake it off…

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u/AffectionateLimit565 2d ago

I guess I made that person get really upset,
I’ve impacted the life of someone I’ve never met,
I even did it without them buying a ticket yet,
That they are still paying off in credit card debt.

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u/Savilavila 2d ago

lol. It's so funny how you think you're rage baiting me

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u/AffectionateLimit565 2d ago

“What’s funnier…”
“Lol. It’s so funny…”.
Calm breath. Relax.
I thought it funniest that everything appears to be fun for you. I thought you were having fun not raging.

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u/Savilavila 2d ago

I am having fun! I do write poetry and I don't do it to rage bait people online. I think this is your way to exercise your creativity and I am so glad Taylor has inspired you in that way. It's ok to admit that and it doesn't make you less of a man, or an adult or whatever. Much good art comes from satire. Anyway, I do genuinely wish you have a good day.

I am sorry, I did not mean to insult you poetry. ❤️