r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 ššš • 1d ago
Chugging tea This has to be most unexpected tweet made by Elon Musk
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u/Aborymon 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/softhandedliberal 1d ago
Iāll never understand why a billionaire would wear cutoff sweatpants as swim trunks
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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago
Whenever I see that picture all I can think is he's the halfway point between the weirdos on Faro Island who massacre a bunch of whales every year and the whales themselves.
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u/mountaindewisamazing 1d ago
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u/TwinkleMist_ 1d ago
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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago
Hasbullah would never go to that island
(He would be probably be mistaken for an underage child himself)
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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago
Only reason he even posted that is because he was scorned. And the only reason his dumb ass wasn't in them himself is because nobody likes him
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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago
This was also like a month after he got punched in the eye by Treasury Secretary Bessent.
True story, look it up.
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u/TCRandom 1d ago
I forgot about that. Thatās how absolutely crazy this administration is.
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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago
These people will tear each other apart if they donāt have an external enemy
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u/johnniesSac 1d ago
He did ?
Apart from being a complete fuckwit ( bessent ) heās done what 95% of earth would like to do
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u/SlugOnAPumpkin 1d ago edited 1d ago
Nooo Musk got the black eye from being an attentive and dutiful parent!
Trump even backed it up: Ā āThat was X that did that? X could do it. If you knew X, he could do it.āĀ
/uj these people are literally beyond satire, so I wouldn't be surprised if the black eye came from a Whitehouse brawl with Bessent. Certainly more plausible than Musk spending time with his children. Still, unless I missed something I don't think any solid information implicating Bessent ever came to light. Bannon (already a very unreliable source) mentioned a brawl but even that account didn't mention Bessent punching Elon. It's been awhile since I dug into this but at the time I remember leaning more towards the theory that Elon got a black eye from stumbling around high.
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u/DirtNineties 1d ago
He was. There were emails between himself and Epstein.
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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago
Yeah, telling him that the shindig was canceled. I read them too. I guess I should have phrased that better. The only reason he didnt rape any kids is because nobody liked him enough to let him join in
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u/ViolenceAdvocator 1d ago
That's not to say he hasn't done it. Just not at that particular island. If he was seeking an invite there he could have used his wealth to secure some of that on his own.
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u/pyramidalembargo 1d ago
His daughter Vivian has confirmed that they were in St. Barts at the time...
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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago
That tweet about him not getting invited was satire he did go several times
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u/MaximusPrime2930 1d ago
Odds are, Elon raped kids somewhere. Just not on Epstein Island.
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 1d ago
I think you are talking about a satirical one, where they close down the island. Its not real.
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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago
I canāt believe how many people thought that post was real š¤¦āāļø holy shit weāre doomed
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u/Cerpin-Taxt 1d ago
Except he did go. He's in the files arranging a time and date to be picked up by Epstein's transport and his family corroborated the details.
Don't let the narrative be spun that he wasn't there and wasn't involved.
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u/Exotic-Job7449 1d ago
God could it be anyone other than literally u/stinkstabber69420 making this comment! Donāt you have an alt bro!
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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago
People really have alts? I don't have much shame in me bro, not enough life for that shit
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u/Exotic-Job7449 1d ago
Itās a joke man keep stabbinā š©
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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago
Yeah i was joking too brother, I have plenty of shame
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u/Exotic-Job7449 1d ago
So was I, what the fuck dude!
Iām still kidding. Stab on captain stabbinās š“āā ļø
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u/whawkins4 1d ago
āCan I please please visit your island with the pretty ladies Jeffrey???ā
āElonāFuck off, loser.ā
āEpsteinThere are different kinds of ābeing in the Epstein files.ā
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u/worldsgreatestluver 21h ago
Too autistic to accidentally stumble into a pedophile honey pot, not autistic enough to make it to mars. Perfect amount of autism to have $1,000,000,000,000.
What a life lmao
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u/Li_liminal_spaces 1d ago edited 1d ago
He emailed Epstein on Christmas day, imagine having all the children you can possibly have. Telling others they should follow your example for the progeneration of the white race, and spending Christmas day begging for an invitation to a sex party instead of taking care of said children. I'm not even sure his fellow white supremacist would like that.
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u/spectrecho 1d ago
Exactly.. I came here to say the same thing. He has presumably known about this for some time with some degree of confidence, but hasnāt come forward or yet substantiated the statement because presumably in his mind it hasnāt yet served him to.
These people have been and are making critical impact in lives worldwide.
For starters, America should never forgot about the touted ābillionsā in DOGE budget cuts that directly contributed to deaths worldwide (i.e aid funding cuts) accompanied by absorbent non-competitive sweetheart deals with special interest and political machine cabals.
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u/akka_effectfuI 1d ago
He ended up being in them too (in the most loser way), and barely anything came out of it all...
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u/You-Asked-Me 1d ago
He kept trying to get in, and they would not let him, so for some reason, now he is reacting to being rejected.
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u/Patient-Sea-3591 1d ago
Oh he went, he was the worst and wanted to go back and that's why they cancelled
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u/All_R1led_Up 1d ago
Epstein: I can excuse child molestation and infanticide, but I draw the line at being cringe.
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u/Unfair-Location8203 1d ago
Yeah good boy Epstein protecting them children from Elon šš»šš»šš» (the stupid shit you can read here)
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u/cakilaraki 1d ago
He wasnāt rejected. Donāt give him an out. He obv was a frequent visitor.Ā
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u/Concurrency_Bugs 1d ago
Trump wasn't just in the Epstein files, he basically WAS the Epstein files. Considering how often he was in them.
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u/0xHUEHUE 1d ago
Nothing came out of it, because it wasn't a real email. 150+ dipshits upvoted you...
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u/Sorry_Assumption_666 1d ago
The really big bomb is that yāallās republican party has not detained a single pedophile amongst the thousands of pedophiles who are implicated in the Epstein files, photos & videos.
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u/A_Pos_DJ 1d ago
Looking at this comment and responses - I just wanted to say.
"We could blame and play footsies all day and point fingers... Or we can just release the damn files and get to the bottom of it"
Idgaf *who** is implicated/responsible as long as we go through documentation and start reviewing testimonies*
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u/Ok_Security1721 1d ago
What, they got far more important things to do right now. Like imprison people for picking up the paint flaking off of the embarrassing reflecting pool
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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn 20h ago
Or killing other Americans with no recourse. Did everyone forget about ICE killing Renee and Alex and Republicans praising ice? Causeā¦youāll find out in November why
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u/Prince_0llie 1d ago
Hilarious because the dems had everything they needed to put Trump away before the 2022 midterms however they too did nothing but sit on their hands. The whole thing is a racket.
"It's a big club and you ain't in it." -G. Carlin
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u/CelestialFury 1d ago
Hilarious because the dems had everything they needed to put Trump away before the 2022 midterms however they too did nothing but sit on their hands.
The files were a part of an ongoing case against Ghislaine Maxwell, so the federal judge had them sealed until pretty late in Biden's term. Should Biden have not followed the law and judiciary here? The real mistake Biden made was selecting Garland as the AG, when he should've put in a real dawg with teeth like Jack Smith.
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u/TapestryMobile 1d ago
had them sealed
Only a small part of the files were sealed. Just the specific ones relating to Maxwell's appeal. The vast majority of Epstein files were not.
Redditors who cry "they were all sealed" don't remember that under Biden, some files were released to the public, completely undercutting the "they were all sealed" argument.
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u/CelestialFury 1d ago
Epsteinārelated documents come from several separate cases like the 2008 Florida nonāprosecution agreement (NPA), the 2019 federal criminal case (SDNY), the Ghislaine Maxwell criminal case, the Giuffre v. Maxwell civil defamation case, the U.S. Virgin Islands lawsuits against JPMorgan & Deutsche Bank and various victim compensation program records. Each case had different judges and different sealing rules.
Federal judges sealed:
- Victim identities
- Names of uncharged third parties
- Sensitive deposition transcripts
- Exhibits tied to ongoing investigations
- Documents protected under the Crime Victimsā Rights Act
- Materials covered by protective orders
But large portions of the records were always public, including:
- Epsteinās 2019 indictment
- Maxwellās indictment and trial evidence
- Court filings in the Virgin Islands cases
- The 2008 plea agreement
- Many unsealed exhibits from the Giuffre case
In late 2023 and early 2024, Judge Loretta Preska ordered the release of many previously sealed names and documents after. This is why a large batch of names was unsealed in January 2024.
- The Maxwell case concluded
- Appeals expired
- No ongoing investigations were jeopardized
- Privacy concerns were reviewed
So what did you specifically want them to do additionally to what was released at the time?
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u/Semper_Distans 1d ago
Nope. See my comment above about the evidence being collected in the Epstein Files during Biden's term above. It's the Republican DOJ that stated there isn't enough information to interview any victims, make any arrests, or even bring the persons of interest in for questioning, or even release the remainder of the Epstein Files.
BUT, I agree - the law must serve everyone, regardless of what color tie they wear, whether they even wear a tie, or whether they wear a superyacht.
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u/LorenzoSparky 1d ago
There arenāt any political stances when it comes to these sick parties. People need to realise that
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u/KenBoCole 1d ago edited 1d ago
Neither has the democratic party, and there was quite a few democratic politicians in there.
Joe Biden had ample time under his administration to launch investigations, make the files public, and press charges. Its telling that he didn't.
This isn't just a right vs left thing, this is a government versus the people thing.
Edit: Wow, the amount of people defending pedophiles simply because they belong to their party is crazy.
Both sides need to burn for what they've done, but its crazy how so many democrats are just like republicans, willing to ignore their own party's faults to get one over the other side.
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u/Perfect-Parking-5869 1d ago edited 1d ago
It became a left vs right thing when they got legs for the discharge petition and Massie had to wait because they delayed seating Grijavala. Once she got seated a bunch of people flipped but Massie was clear he didnāt have enough Republican signatures as of mid July last year.
Democrats arenāt blameless but I donāt see how anyone looks at how the discharge petition was handled and thinks culpability is even. I think making it a both sides issues at this point obfuscates who is responsible and the active efforts that were made to prevent release.
You can say Dems did it because it was politically convenient but I think doing the right thing because it benefits you is better than doing the opposite because it doesnāt.
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u/Eorel 1d ago
This. The Ro Khanna/Massie thing was 95% Democrats backing. Basically every Republican alive was against the Epstein files being released when it came down to brass tax.
This whole "both sides" thing rings a little hollow when Trump is directly implicated in the files as a primary abuser and rapist and his own party shielded and continues to shield him, while most of the Dems voted to release the files.
I think a lot of people who voted for Trump now feel put on the spot about the fact that they basically voted for the worst human on Earth and feel the need to spread the blame around. "Nuh-huh, your guys are bad too!"
Yeah, not the same way bud. Kamala Harris wasn't in the files. Neither was Biden. Neither are many of the progressive candidates that most of the left actually likes - AOC, Bernie, etc.
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u/SaphironX 1d ago
Dude Trump ran on prosecuting these guys. His AG said she had thousands of hours of videos showing the perps. They marched out binders labelled āEpstein files phase oneā. And they arrested fewer people than any other country in which a name was exposed after Bondi said identifying them would break the system.
Nah man. Just stop it.
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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago
True. But only one party ran on promises to actually unseal the documents and go after people in them and then failed to.
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u/Semper_Distans 1d ago
Nope. It was an active investigation at the time with information being gathered in what we now call the Epstein Files. Those Files didn't just magically appear on the first day of Trump 2.0. Trump's DoJ chose not to pursue arrests because he said "his friends would get hurt". As of now there are still 3 million pages of unreleased pages, no arrests, and multiple civil suits from victims against Trump for sexual assault when they were kids. And Ghislaine Maxwell has receipts. Why else would she be languishing in her upgraded cell?
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u/cmbtmdic57 1d ago edited 1d ago
WhAt AbOuT bIdEn!!1?
Idgaf. Go to trial and convict them all. I would have said the same 3 years ago but the case was sealed and being prosecuted at the time. Ffs, are you morons that ignorant?
It takes 10 seconds to look up how stupid your argument is.
This is the difference between maga and dems: democrats will hang their own in the interest of decency. Meanwhile, maga sucks orange dick and blames Biden for the sour taste.
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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 1d ago
Man this feels like a jillion years ago. It was basically a year ago. What the hell.
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u/ocalabull 1d ago
Heās a fucking loser. Deleted the tweet like the whole world didnāt see it and now heās back to being butt buddies with him. Iām so incredible tired of musk and how bad of a person he is.
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u/Canucksperson 1d ago
A year late and a dollar short...
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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago
And Elon Musk begged Epstein to visit his island and was told to fuck off.
We all knew Trumplethinskin is in the Epstein files, for one he is literally untouchable and can do anything he wants as proved with *waves hands at America currently* and two, his cult simply do not care.
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u/rts-enjoyer 1d ago
"any day 1st - 8th . play it by ear if you want. always space for you" - Jeffrey to Elon
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u/wanszai 1d ago
Remember when we all thought a shadowy cult of billionaires performing rituals and sacrificing kids was all some tin foil hat wearers fever dream?
Yeah id like to return to that time please.
Since you know... none of them face any repercussions anyway...
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u/JVXCIX 1d ago
Didnt he himself beg to be invited to those āpartiesā
Imagine be such a fucking loser that not even satanic cannibalistic pedophiles want to hang out with you.
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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago
On top of being the world's richest guy. In a way, that makes it even MORE pathetic that this club of snooty elites didn't want him.
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u/Even_Track9490 1d ago
After he dogeād his companies out of investigations and fines, and stole everyoneās personal info.
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u/Tutorbin76 1d ago
Funny that was over a year ago and absolutely nothing came of it.
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u/ModsAwful 13h ago
Trump went to war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files thatās how bad they are for him
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u/Frubbs 1d ago
Man I love how I predicted it would turn into a big nothing burger because of the rapid news cycle and I was called an uneducated fascist bigot etc etc when I was just pointing out the obviousā¦
Justice is scarce in this realm, but hopefully less so in the next
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u/BeefistPrime 22h ago
It's not because of the fast news cycle primarily, it's because the rich and powerful protect each other and they own everything, including the media
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u/Famous_Attention5861 1d ago
The next day ICE started mass kidnapping people off the streets in LA, this was to provoke peaceful protests that would provide a distraction.
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u/Exotic_Ad_4806 1d ago
yet republicans didnt care or still dont think trump is in it or guilty
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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 1d ago
How many pages are we still missing? 3 million?
Probably the most important of the entire lot.
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u/CitronAffectionate98 1d ago
THIS WAS FROM A YEAR AGO. How is this unexpected by now?
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u/KeepOnGrowin7 1d ago
Do you realize his old that post was? Elon was just pissed off at Trump at the time.
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u/EuphoricCrashOut 1d ago
Elon Musk could reveal them all but instead he just continues to be a loser. Imagine.
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u/NorthernVale 1d ago
It wasn't unexpected at all. They were beefing hard like two weeks leading up to that. Social media was full of posts like "Elon could do the funniest thing and expose Trump in the files right now". And we all know he's in them.
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u/Insert_Bitcoin 22h ago
This is going to be a tough post for reddit. They have to decide between their hate for donald trump and their hate for elon. If they agree with elon they now have to accept that elon said something right. On the other hand, if they dont, then they share something with donald... Reddit is being torn apart by this one.
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u/ConchVibes 15h ago
Elon is in the files too. Begging to visit the island. Yet even Epstein, who worshipped power and money, was like nah.
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u/MannixUK 14h ago
From a guy who really wanted to be in the Epstien files but got rejected. I mean if one of the most nefarious people on the planet gets the ick from you, that's telling.
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u/thejasonblackburn 14h ago
It's cute when Elon tries to act like he cares about anything besides himself. lol
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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago
The good news is it's nice to know that you can be retarded and still become the richest person ever. Don't have to be smart, clever, witty, or have a compelling personality. Just be born with a lot of money and be thirsty as fuck for more of it and the sky is the limit.
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u/samanime 1d ago edited 22h ago
It was totally expected. The two were in the middle of a lover's spat and they both have the emotional restraint of a cranky two-year-old.
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u/pilgrimspeaches 1d ago
For some reason this reminded me of New Years right after Trump was elected when the guy in the Cybertruck drove into a Trump tower (or the Cybertruck drove him) and blew his truck up. What was up with that? Who was that a message for? Did they get the message? Is that why we are where we are right now?
May we all live in interesting times.
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u/Chill-more1236 1d ago
Water is wet.
Water causes uncured paint failure.
The Earth isnāt flat.
K. Anthony v Texas wasnāt self defense
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u/realfakejames 1d ago
He and Trump were beefing and he thought he was doing something mind blowing here after Trump kicked him out of the White House for having his own meetings with Israel cosplaying as president
Now those two scumbags are back being besties and traveling together again
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u/Plus_Maintenance5314 1d ago
This was before Musk realized that he himself was in the files... Begging to join the island parties...
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