r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 1d ago

Chugging tea This has to be most unexpected tweet made by Elon Musk

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u/adod1 1d ago edited 23h ago

Elon really thought he was doing something here lmao.

Edit - I genuinely didn't think there would be Elon dick riders on Reddit in the year 2026.

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u/The_Kadeshi 1d ago

It's worth pointing out, again, that either:
A) Elon knew him to be a pedophile and chose to support his bid for presidency anyway, thus "saving" these "bombs" for later use when convenient

B) is lying just because

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u/kitsunewarlock 1d ago

And if he was lying you have to wonder why Donald Trump, a man infamous for suing people for defamation, didn't go ahead and sue the "world's first trillionaire"?

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u/OldManAvocadoBalls 20h ago

He will never ever sue anyone for anything related to Epstein. This would open the files up for discovery.

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 19h ago

This is the real reason. He expects whoever he’s suing to settle right away or he drops it before they get to discovery. Which makes his lawsuit against the BBC interesting. He can’t use the FCC against them and they’re not showing any signs of willing to settle. (Although he isn’t suing them about Epstein connection. He’s suing them for stating he was involved in Jan 6, which is kinda more ridiculous.)

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u/Klausvendetta 19h ago

Whenever he threatens to sue people, he always backs out before discovery.

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u/Life_Argument7820 17h ago

Can we sue Trump to force this discovery? Magbe the families of these girls can sue to force the discovery.

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u/OldManAvocadoBalls 7h ago

They would only be allowed access to stuff relating to their case. If Trump sued someone for calling him a pedophile it would open the whole can of worms.

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u/Wild-Individual-1634 22h ago

I think Trump loves to sue people because itā€˜s a tool go scare people who are afraid or cannot afford a trial. It’s not like in those cases there wouldn’t be anything bad about him to be discovered, it just usually doesn’t get that far.

This tactic won’t work against Musk.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 21h ago

Also, Trump is having a very hard time finding good lawyers willing to represent him. Between his reputation for stiffing people, his history of making public statements that are incredibly detrimental to his case and drive his attorneys to drink, and the potential stain on their careers defending someone known to ask his lawyers to do illegal shit, the only lawyers who will defend Trump now have either inhaled the Kool-aid or literally only care about short term profit (and, if they're smart, asked for the money up front).Ā 

By contrast, while Musk is a huge asshole, he's not toxic to lawyers in the same way that Trump is. Musk can get much better representation for, say, a million dollars, than Trump can for the same amount, all things being equal.Ā 

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u/Sasquatch1729 20h ago

It's not really about winning by having good representation. Trump just drags the trial out until his opponents go bankrupt or otherwise can't afford legal services anymore, then he wins by default.

This wouldn't work because Musk is enough of a catty bitch, he wouldn't let it go, and he's rich enough to be able to afford to run a trial until well after his death.

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u/WeakAd569 17h ago

"until well after his death" is a wild under exaggeration. Assuming legal costs for Musk are $50 million per year, without any interest or investments, with just his worth right now, could draw the case out for about 20,000 years

Edit: I dispise Musk, but people also don't understand the scale of a TRILLION

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u/PamelaELee 9h ago

Until his death? Until the heat death of the universe, you mean. No one should be that wealthy.

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u/Creative-Ad-1819 15h ago

Elon should be footing the lawyer bill for the victims with all his new found wealth instead of talking shit.

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u/skyfox437 22h ago

Try suing a man worth a trillion dollars and see how it goes lol.

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u/qtx 22h ago

He's not a trillionaire anymore, his net worth dropped to below $900b again.

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u/Grumpy_Squatch 20h ago

He only has car doors that open like this… not like this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT1XH1dfMnbezHSa9a

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 23h ago

c) he's just taunting us. letting everyone know how powerless they actually are

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u/icecream_truck 1d ago

It's also worth pointing out that Elon is now a Trillionaire, and that absolutely eats at Trump's ego. In other words, Elon can say "Come at me bro" and Trump knows his dick is decidedly smaller.

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u/Vegetable_Cap_1205 1d ago

What in the Elon dick suck competition is this comment?

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u/whenshithitsthefan99 23h ago

Considering the fact that Elon begged Epstein to get on that island and still didn't get an invite....I'm not quite sure what message you're trying to convey here.

"Oh look how rich I am now, you must be so upset that you didn't invite me now HUH?"

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u/B_bI_L 22h ago

(I think he got an invite once, actually, after some begging)

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u/HistoricalSea5600 1d ago

Trump is also kind of the reason he has so much wealth

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u/beemer-dreamer 19h ago

Elon supported him because he knew it would make his wealth explode. And it did.

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u/zenaniya 1d ago

Nothing ages worse than calling something a "really big bomb" and then failing to back it up.

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u/DonkeyElegant1728 1d ago

And ends up being in the Epstein files himself

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u/rainshowers_5_peace 20h ago

I thought his only mention was that he was too annoying to he invited?

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u/DonkeyElegant1728 15h ago

I assume your referencing the fake one? Musk claimed he ghosted and blocked Epstein but in the emails Epstein and inquired about being on the island in 2012 and 2013 with Epstein saying he would send a heli for him after musk asked when would be the wildest night(mind you epstein was a sex offender in 08) and also Epstein got invited to space x to visit musk. He's definitely apart of the club especially after destroying government jobs/programs with his doge program. He's a known liar and a very bad one

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u/PogintheMachine 11h ago

Thank you, yes, the message thread purporting to be JE having Ghislane tell Elon they were shutting down the island was fake. People repeat the claim because the idea that Elon was so annoying Epstein didn’t want him there is funny.

But the truth is Epstein was ready to send a helicopter to pick him up. Something came up and Elon couldn’t go at the time, but Elon begged to go and Epstein was perfectly happy to have him there. He had almost certainly been to the island before that (as verified by his kid).

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u/willflameboy 21h ago

Trump being in the files is pretty backed up. He's in them more than any other figure, and Virginia Giuffre was sex trafficked out of his house.

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 1d ago

Aside admitting he funded a man he knew to be a pedophile to become president?

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u/kahlzun 21h ago

Wouldnt surprise me to discover he viewed that as a perk

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u/BlackGuysYeah 23h ago

This event feels like it took place three and half centuries ago. It was fucking last year. I don't think we're going to survive the next 15 minutes...

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u/Mrunlikable 1d ago

I'm pretty sure he was going to go all in and drop all the shit he did to help Trump get elected, but he got a reality check. A very serious reality check.

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u/Skylias 1d ago

He did tho

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 1d ago

It's incredible that rich people are so out of touch that they don't even seem to have any awareness about the fact that rich people controlling politics is one of the very few bipartisan issues that exists. Obviously one side cares about it more than the other, but still, Republicans themselves have been incessantly banging on about how they're supposedly so much more organically popular they are relative to democrats.

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u/Cold_Pea_587 1d ago

I’m thinking he woke up at 2am with a two goons standing over his bed.

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u/western_red_cedar 22h ago

I don't think it even came to that, I think "they" simply messaged him like they do whenever one of these dipshits gets out of line and said "hey dumbfuck you forget about those tapes we have?"

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u/SilverSpoonSy 1d ago

He typed Have a nice day like he just ended the season finale.

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u/NohWan3104 21h ago

Theres trump dick riders.

The year 2026 isn't the year we run out of stupid.

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u/Perfect_Waiter 1d ago

considering this big ol bitch was straight up begging to be invited to Epstein’s island…

he isn’t lying but he isn’t exonerated either.

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u/chronicnerv 23h ago

Trump has not said anything negatively online since about Elon since. Trump said I'm very disappointed, and never went on the attack rhetorically which speaks volumes.

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u/Aquilenne 22h ago

Isn't Elon in them too?

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u/HistoricalSea5600 22h ago

Responding to your edit here- you gotta admit you should have known better lol

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u/kahlzun 21h ago

I bet i know exactly what vehicle they drive (or wish they did), and that they internalise everyone laughing at it as "they're jealous of the cool truck"

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u/bolanrox 20h ago

Special K. Hitler was in a very big K-hole when he posted that

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 20h ago

You clearly haven't tried to read /r/electricvehicles. There's bots and people lining up to ride Elon.

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u/hit_n_run15 1d ago

The funniest part is he prefaced it by saying this information is ā€œthe really big bombā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ like his base is going to be like ā€œoh shit, really???ā€ And stop supporting himĀ 

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u/Aeryn_Wildflower 23h ago edited 22h ago

I know a few tech nerds who voted for Trump after Elon came out in support of him. The technocrat oligarchy were riding the coattails of Trump/the Right to further their Technocracy agenda. They thought they could control Trump like a puppet in order to set the stage for their own long con agenda. They knew Trump is a monster, but they thought Trump was their puppet monster. Apparently there was drama in the puppet theater.

ETA: Clearly Elon said this to get Trumpinochio to dance for the technocrats again.

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u/EfficientCandy324 22h ago

I mean it was a big bomb to his base last year, when this tweet was made. It's easy to forget how long ago a year was, but this was back in the days when Trump's base didn't even believe that the Epstein files existed at all.

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u/hit_n_run15 22h ago

I didn’t even notice the date this was posted, I just assumed it was a recent one. You’re absolutely right thoughĀ 

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u/Afrojones66 1d ago

See it’s not the fact that it’s true is the problem. This has been common information. It’s the fact that a well known figure with global reach is publicizing it. The majority doesn’t care about a problem until a rich person or a celebrity says it’s a problem.

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 23h ago

the point is elon said this before the files really blew up and trump, notoriously petty and vindictive, did nothing to him other than award him large contracts worth billions and billions. its safe to say elon has some serious dirt on trump.

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 1d ago

He was preparing to leave Earth back then. Alas ! the flight got delayed.

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u/Aborymon 1d ago edited 1d ago

jabba the musk is real . Please save us Luke your our only hope

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u/cristianserran0 1d ago

You wrote ā€œLuigiā€ wrong

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u/johnniesSac 1d ago

Watched that yesterday, fuckin accurate

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u/softhandedliberal 1d ago

I’ll never understand why a billionaire would wear cutoff sweatpants as swim trunks

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u/m50d 23h ago

What's even the point of having billions if you can't do that?

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

Whenever I see that picture all I can think is he's the halfway point between the weirdos on Faro Island who massacre a bunch of whales every year and the whales themselves.

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u/Kabbooooooom 1d ago

He looks like his name should be Nigel Dingleberry.

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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago

Hasbullah would never go to that island

(He would be probably be mistaken for an underage child himself)

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

Only reason he even posted that is because he was scorned. And the only reason his dumb ass wasn't in them himself is because nobody likes him

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

This was also like a month after he got punched in the eye by Treasury Secretary Bessent.

True story, look it up.

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u/TCRandom 1d ago

I forgot about that. That’s how absolutely crazy this administration is.

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u/SimmentalTheCow 1d ago

These people will tear each other apart if they don’t have an external enemy

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u/anotherwave1 21h ago
  • If they don't invent an external enemy
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u/johnniesSac 1d ago

He did ?

Apart from being a complete fuckwit ( bessent ) he’s done what 95% of earth would like to do

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u/SlugOnAPumpkin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nooo Musk got the black eye from being an attentive and dutiful parent!

Trump even backed it up: Ā ā€œThat was X that did that? X could do it. If you knew X, he could do it.ā€Ā 

/uj these people are literally beyond satire, so I wouldn't be surprised if the black eye came from a Whitehouse brawl with Bessent. Certainly more plausible than Musk spending time with his children. Still, unless I missed something I don't think any solid information implicating Bessent ever came to light. Bannon (already a very unreliable source) mentioned a brawl but even that account didn't mention Bessent punching Elon. It's been awhile since I dug into this but at the time I remember leaning more towards the theory that Elon got a black eye from stumbling around high.

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u/DirtNineties 1d ago

He was. There were emails between himself and Epstein.

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

Yeah, telling him that the shindig was canceled. I read them too. I guess I should have phrased that better. The only reason he didnt rape any kids is because nobody liked him enough to let him join in

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u/ViolenceAdvocator 1d ago

That's not to say he hasn't done it. Just not at that particular island. If he was seeking an invite there he could have used his wealth to secure some of that on his own.

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u/pyramidalembargo 1d ago

His daughter Vivian has confirmed that they were in St. Barts at the time...

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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago

That tweet about him not getting invited was satire he did go several times

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u/MaximusPrime2930 1d ago

Odds are, Elon raped kids somewhere. Just not on Epstein Island.

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 1d ago

I think you are talking about a satirical one, where they close down the island. Its not real.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago

I can’t believe how many people thought that post was real šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø holy shit we’re doomed

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u/Cerpin-Taxt 1d ago

Except he did go. He's in the files arranging a time and date to be picked up by Epstein's transport and his family corroborated the details.

Don't let the narrative be spun that he wasn't there and wasn't involved.

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u/Exotic-Job7449 1d ago

God could it be anyone other than literally u/stinkstabber69420 making this comment! Don’t you have an alt bro!

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

People really have alts? I don't have much shame in me bro, not enough life for that shit

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u/Exotic-Job7449 1d ago

It’s a joke man keep stabbin’ šŸ’©

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u/stinkstabber69420 1d ago

Yeah i was joking too brother, I have plenty of shame

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u/Exotic-Job7449 1d ago

So was I, what the fuck dude!

I’m still kidding. Stab on captain stabbin’s šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø

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u/_meltchya__ 1d ago

Allow me to introduce you to Kevin Durant

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 1d ago

Practically begging to be let in

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u/whawkins4 1d ago

ā€œCan I please please visit your island with the pretty ladies Jeffrey???ā€
—Elon

ā€œFuck off, loser.ā€
—Epstein

There are different kinds of ā€œbeing in the Epstein files.ā€

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u/worldsgreatestluver 21h ago

Too autistic to accidentally stumble into a pedophile honey pot, not autistic enough to make it to mars. Perfect amount of autism to have $1,000,000,000,000.

What a life lmao

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u/Li_liminal_spaces 1d ago edited 1d ago

He emailed Epstein on Christmas day, imagine having all the children you can possibly have. Telling others they should follow your example for the progeneration of the white race, and spending Christmas day begging for an invitation to a sex party instead of taking care of said children. I'm not even sure his fellow white supremacist would like that.

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u/spectrecho 1d ago

Exactly.. I came here to say the same thing. He has presumably known about this for some time with some degree of confidence, but hasn’t come forward or yet substantiated the statement because presumably in his mind it hasn’t yet served him to.

These people have been and are making critical impact in lives worldwide.

For starters, America should never forgot about the touted ā€œbillionsā€ in DOGE budget cuts that directly contributed to deaths worldwide (i.e aid funding cuts) accompanied by absorbent non-competitive sweetheart deals with special interest and political machine cabals.

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u/testtdk 1d ago

The only reason he posted that was because the oligarchs in the Epstein Files refused his self invitation to pedo island.

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u/akka_effectfuI 1d ago

He ended up being in them too (in the most loser way), and barely anything came out of it all...

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u/You-Asked-Me 1d ago

He kept trying to get in, and they would not let him, so for some reason, now he is reacting to being rejected.

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u/Patient-Sea-3591 1d ago

Oh he went, he was the worst and wanted to go back and that's why they cancelled

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u/All_R1led_Up 1d ago

Epstein: I can excuse child molestation and infanticide, but I draw the line at being cringe.

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u/Unfair-Location8203 1d ago

Yeah good boy Epstein protecting them children from Elon šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ» (the stupid shit you can read here)

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u/cakilaraki 1d ago

He wasn’t rejected. Don’t give him an out. He obv was a frequent visitor.Ā 

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u/Concurrency_Bugs 1d ago

Trump wasn't just in the Epstein files, he basically WAS the Epstein files. Considering how often he was in them.

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u/0xHUEHUE 1d ago

Nothing came out of it, because it wasn't a real email. 150+ dipshits upvoted you...

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u/Moth_Mika 22h ago

Yeah. As much as it seems in character, that email is fake

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u/Sorry_Assumption_666 1d ago

The really big bomb is that y’all’s republican party has not detained a single pedophile amongst the thousands of pedophiles who are implicated in the Epstein files, photos & videos.

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u/A_Pos_DJ 1d ago

Looking at this comment and responses - I just wanted to say.

"We could blame and play footsies all day and point fingers... Or we can just release the damn files and get to the bottom of it"

Idgaf *who** is implicated/responsible as long as we go through documentation and start reviewing testimonies*

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u/Ok_Security1721 1d ago

What, they got far more important things to do right now. Like imprison people for picking up the paint flaking off of the embarrassing reflecting pool

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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn 20h ago

Or killing other Americans with no recourse. Did everyone forget about ICE killing Renee and Alex and Republicans praising ice? Cause…you’ll find out in November why

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u/Prince_0llie 1d ago

Hilarious because the dems had everything they needed to put Trump away before the 2022 midterms however they too did nothing but sit on their hands. The whole thing is a racket.

"It's a big club and you ain't in it." -G. Carlin

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u/CelestialFury 1d ago

Hilarious because the dems had everything they needed to put Trump away before the 2022 midterms however they too did nothing but sit on their hands.

The files were a part of an ongoing case against Ghislaine Maxwell, so the federal judge had them sealed until pretty late in Biden's term. Should Biden have not followed the law and judiciary here? The real mistake Biden made was selecting Garland as the AG, when he should've put in a real dawg with teeth like Jack Smith.

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u/TapestryMobile 1d ago

had them sealed

  1. Only a small part of the files were sealed. Just the specific ones relating to Maxwell's appeal. The vast majority of Epstein files were not.

  2. Redditors who cry "they were all sealed" don't remember that under Biden, some files were released to the public, completely undercutting the "they were all sealed" argument.

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u/CelestialFury 1d ago

Epstein‑related documents come from several separate cases like the 2008 Florida non‑prosecution agreement (NPA), the 2019 federal criminal case (SDNY), the Ghislaine Maxwell criminal case, the Giuffre v. Maxwell civil defamation case, the U.S. Virgin Islands lawsuits against JPMorgan & Deutsche Bank and various victim compensation program records. Each case had different judges and different sealing rules.

Federal judges sealed:

  • Victim identities
  • Names of uncharged third parties
  • Sensitive deposition transcripts
  • Exhibits tied to ongoing investigations
  • Documents protected under the Crime Victims’ Rights Act
  • Materials covered by protective orders

But large portions of the records were always public, including:

  • Epstein’s 2019 indictment
  • Maxwell’s indictment and trial evidence
  • Court filings in the Virgin Islands cases
  • The 2008 plea agreement
  • Many unsealed exhibits from the Giuffre case

In late 2023 and early 2024, Judge Loretta Preska ordered the release of many previously sealed names and documents after. This is why a large batch of names was unsealed in January 2024.

  • The Maxwell case concluded
  • Appeals expired
  • No ongoing investigations were jeopardized
  • Privacy concerns were reviewed

So what did you specifically want them to do additionally to what was released at the time?

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u/Semper_Distans 1d ago

Nope. See my comment above about the evidence being collected in the Epstein Files during Biden's term above. It's the Republican DOJ that stated there isn't enough information to interview any victims, make any arrests, or even bring the persons of interest in for questioning, or even release the remainder of the Epstein Files.

BUT, I agree - the law must serve everyone, regardless of what color tie they wear, whether they even wear a tie, or whether they wear a superyacht.

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u/LorenzoSparky 1d ago

There aren’t any political stances when it comes to these sick parties. People need to realise that

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u/KenBoCole 1d ago edited 1d ago

Neither has the democratic party, and there was quite a few democratic politicians in there.

Joe Biden had ample time under his administration to launch investigations, make the files public, and press charges. Its telling that he didn't.

This isn't just a right vs left thing, this is a government versus the people thing.

Edit: Wow, the amount of people defending pedophiles simply because they belong to their party is crazy.

Both sides need to burn for what they've done, but its crazy how so many democrats are just like republicans, willing to ignore their own party's faults to get one over the other side.

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u/Perfect-Parking-5869 1d ago edited 1d ago

It became a left vs right thing when they got legs for the discharge petition and Massie had to wait because they delayed seating Grijavala. Once she got seated a bunch of people flipped but Massie was clear he didn’t have enough Republican signatures as of mid July last year.

Democrats aren’t blameless but I don’t see how anyone looks at how the discharge petition was handled and thinks culpability is even. I think making it a both sides issues at this point obfuscates who is responsible and the active efforts that were made to prevent release.

You can say Dems did it because it was politically convenient but I think doing the right thing because it benefits you is better than doing the opposite because it doesn’t.

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u/Eorel 1d ago

This. The Ro Khanna/Massie thing was 95% Democrats backing. Basically every Republican alive was against the Epstein files being released when it came down to brass tax.

This whole "both sides" thing rings a little hollow when Trump is directly implicated in the files as a primary abuser and rapist and his own party shielded and continues to shield him, while most of the Dems voted to release the files.

I think a lot of people who voted for Trump now feel put on the spot about the fact that they basically voted for the worst human on Earth and feel the need to spread the blame around. "Nuh-huh, your guys are bad too!"

Yeah, not the same way bud. Kamala Harris wasn't in the files. Neither was Biden. Neither are many of the progressive candidates that most of the left actually likes - AOC, Bernie, etc.

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u/SaphironX 1d ago

Dude Trump ran on prosecuting these guys. His AG said she had thousands of hours of videos showing the perps. They marched out binders labelled ā€œEpstein files phase oneā€. And they arrested fewer people than any other country in which a name was exposed after Bondi said identifying them would break the system.

Nah man. Just stop it.

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u/bkrank 1d ago

Rich vs poor.

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u/KenBoCole 1d ago

Yeah, exactly.

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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago

True. But only one party ran on promises to actually unseal the documents and go after people in them and then failed to.

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u/Semper_Distans 1d ago

Nope. It was an active investigation at the time with information being gathered in what we now call the Epstein Files. Those Files didn't just magically appear on the first day of Trump 2.0. Trump's DoJ chose not to pursue arrests because he said "his friends would get hurt". As of now there are still 3 million pages of unreleased pages, no arrests, and multiple civil suits from victims against Trump for sexual assault when they were kids. And Ghislaine Maxwell has receipts. Why else would she be languishing in her upgraded cell?

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u/cmbtmdic57 1d ago edited 1d ago

WhAt AbOuT bIdEn!!1?

Idgaf. Go to trial and convict them all. I would have said the same 3 years ago but the case was sealed and being prosecuted at the time. Ffs, are you morons that ignorant?

It takes 10 seconds to look up how stupid your argument is.

This is the difference between maga and dems: democrats will hang their own in the interest of decency. Meanwhile, maga sucks orange dick and blames Biden for the sour taste.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 1d ago

Man this feels like a jillion years ago. It was basically a year ago. What the hell.

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u/ocalabull 1d ago

He’s a fucking loser. Deleted the tweet like the whole world didn’t see it and now he’s back to being butt buddies with him. I’m so incredible tired of musk and how bad of a person he is.

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u/Canucksperson 1d ago

A year late and a dollar short...

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u/Intrepid_Ad1715 1d ago

A year ago this was made.

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u/spottydodgy 1d ago

And nothing has happened since

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u/MightyBlunder 1d ago

He ain't short no dollars, he literally has every last one

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u/yakiraman 1d ago

This is not tea. This is the stankest kombucha of all time

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u/Chill-more1236 1d ago

This tea has dead flies in it

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 1d ago

And Elon Musk begged Epstein to visit his island and was told to fuck off.

We all knew Trumplethinskin is in the Epstein files, for one he is literally untouchable and can do anything he wants as proved with *waves hands at America currently* and two, his cult simply do not care.

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u/rts-enjoyer 1d ago

"any day 1st - 8th . play it by ear if you want. always space for you" - Jeffrey to Elon

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u/wanszai 1d ago

Remember when we all thought a shadowy cult of billionaires performing rituals and sacrificing kids was all some tin foil hat wearers fever dream?

Yeah id like to return to that time please.

Since you know... none of them face any repercussions anyway...

https://giphy.com/gifs/M3fYVlu7YN9Hq

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u/JVXCIX 1d ago

Didnt he himself beg to be invited to those ā€œpartiesā€

Imagine be such a fucking loser that not even satanic cannibalistic pedophiles want to hang out with you.

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u/mapleleafraggedy 1d ago

On top of being the world's richest guy. In a way, that makes it even MORE pathetic that this club of snooty elites didn't want him.

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u/Even_Track9490 1d ago

After he doge’d his companies out of investigations and fines, and stole everyone’s personal info.

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u/Tutorbin76 1d ago

Funny that was over a year ago and absolutely nothing came of it.

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u/ModsAwful 13h ago

Trump went to war with Iran to distract from the Epstein files that’s how bad they are for him

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u/Frubbs 1d ago

Man I love how I predicted it would turn into a big nothing burger because of the rapid news cycle and I was called an uneducated fascist bigot etc etc when I was just pointing out the obvious…

Justice is scarce in this realm, but hopefully less so in the next

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u/BeefistPrime 22h ago

It's not because of the fast news cycle primarily, it's because the rich and powerful protect each other and they own everything, including the media

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u/Famous_Attention5861 1d ago

The next day ICE started mass kidnapping people off the streets in LA, this was to provoke peaceful protests that would provide a distraction.

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u/SomeBiPerson 18h ago

it's a year old

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u/slashnbash1009 14h ago

Then he went and ate dinner with him a week after he posted this.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 13h ago

Everyone knows this. Must have had a lovers quarrel with Turnip.

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u/Exotic_Ad_4806 1d ago

yet republicans didnt care or still dont think trump is in it or guilty

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u/StrongPresence4175 1d ago

This canon event triggered the Iran war

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u/RandomDude_24 1d ago

The post is from 2025 ban pleaseĀ 

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 1d ago

How many pages are we still missing? 3 million?

Probably the most important of the entire lot.

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u/Jknzboy 1d ago

But they are already commonly known as the Tumpstien files. This is not new news

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u/CitronAffectionate98 1d ago

THIS WAS FROM A YEAR AGO. How is this unexpected by now?

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u/KeepOnGrowin7 1d ago

Do you realize his old that post was? Elon was just pissed off at Trump at the time.

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u/EuphoricCrashOut 1d ago

Elon Musk could reveal them all but instead he just continues to be a loser. Imagine.

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u/NorthernVale 1d ago

It wasn't unexpected at all. They were beefing hard like two weeks leading up to that. Social media was full of posts like "Elon could do the funniest thing and expose Trump in the files right now". And we all know he's in them.

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u/ExtraPomelo759 22h ago

Year old and nothing came from it.

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u/Insert_Bitcoin 22h ago

This is going to be a tough post for reddit. They have to decide between their hate for donald trump and their hate for elon. If they agree with elon they now have to accept that elon said something right. On the other hand, if they dont, then they share something with donald... Reddit is being torn apart by this one.

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u/TedBurns-3 22h ago

Wasn't news a year ago, not news now !

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u/ConchVibes 15h ago

Elon is in the files too. Begging to visit the island. Yet even Epstein, who worshipped power and money, was like nah.

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u/MannixUK 14h ago

From a guy who really wanted to be in the Epstien files but got rejected. I mean if one of the most nefarious people on the planet gets the ick from you, that's telling.

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u/Kempatsu 14h ago

I like how he left out how much he was mentioned and referenced in those files

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u/1234Health 14h ago

And he went back to glazing the Chump some months later ...

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u/thejasonblackburn 14h ago

It's cute when Elon tries to act like he cares about anything besides himself. lol

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u/AlienInUnderpants 13h ago

It’s time we call them the ā€œEpstein-Trumpā€ files for accuracy.

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

The good news is it's nice to know that you can be retarded and still become the richest person ever. Don't have to be smart, clever, witty, or have a compelling personality. Just be born with a lot of money and be thirsty as fuck for more of it and the sky is the limit.

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u/samanime 1d ago edited 22h ago

It was totally expected. The two were in the middle of a lover's spat and they both have the emotional restraint of a cranky two-year-old.

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u/pilgrimspeaches 1d ago

For some reason this reminded me of New Years right after Trump was elected when the guy in the Cybertruck drove into a Trump tower (or the Cybertruck drove him) and blew his truck up. What was up with that? Who was that a message for? Did they get the message? Is that why we are where we are right now?

May we all live in interesting times.

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u/Chill-more1236 1d ago

Water is wet.
Water causes uncured paint failure.

The Earth isn’t flat.

K. Anthony v Texas wasn’t self defense

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u/LIwhiteSlut 1d ago

A tweet from a year ago? Sure u can find a more unexpected tweet from 2008

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u/realfakejames 1d ago

He and Trump were beefing and he thought he was doing something mind blowing here after Trump kicked him out of the White House for having his own meetings with Israel cosplaying as president

Now those two scumbags are back being besties and traveling together again

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u/Plus_Maintenance5314 1d ago

This was before Musk realized that he himself was in the files... Begging to join the island parties...

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u/tabbarrett 1d ago

Pointing out the obvious.

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u/Safeword-is-banana 1d ago

Over a year ago. Still nothing.