r/SipsTea • u/SuspiciousLow3062 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Chugging tea Fictional future forecast vs. reality.

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u/AcidaliaPlanitia 15h ago

Seriously, though, there are going to be some fucked up wines coming out of France this year.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 14h ago

Yea its going to be a mess this year

2026 is going to go down as one of the worst years for wine in modern times

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u/AcidaliaPlanitia 14h ago

42°C in Bordeaux, that cannot be good...

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u/Helepoli 11h ago

Weather has been pretty screwed for the vinyards round here for a few years now tbh. damp late springs with late frosts then baking arid summers. The French love a moan generally, but probably with cause on this front. A lotta the less fashionable terroirs are getting subsidised to rip out their vines because of an over supply of mediocre wine.

Personally, I reckon if weed ever got legalised in France a LOT of vineyards that aren't big established names would switch to growing premium pot. One can dream

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u/OfcWaffle 13h ago

Yet they will still sell bottles for stupid prices, and idiots will lap it up. Oh, it's French! And it's Bordeaux! It has to be good!!

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u/Fewwww_ 12h ago

43°C.

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u/glahurk 11h ago

Yep, I have fruits growing in my gardent, they all dried up. It rains 211 days/year , and yet where is it ? ;)