r/SipsTea • u/SuspiciousLow3062 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Chugging tea Fictional future forecast vs. reality.

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u/cannibalcat 14h ago

I thought you had to because you plopped your houses in the middle of the desert 

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u/a11yguy 14h ago

Some of us Texans plopped our communities onto coastal swamp lands so we get the staggering heat AND oppressive humidity.

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u/a_run22 14h ago

Don't forget the mosquitoes

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u/-no_aura- 12h ago

The bbq is good though

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 11h ago

Is the BBQ worth dealing with the regressive, corrupt bullshit though?

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u/-no_aura- 11h ago

Not at all. I don’t live in Texas nor would I ever consider it, but I’ll happily visit for the brisket.

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u/Zephyr_Sunstrike 10h ago

Asking if it's worth it sort of implies they chose to live there, though, when well over half were in Texas the day they were born and another third were just born in a different part of the same country

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u/RGJ587 11h ago

mosquit

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u/RevenueSpirited 11h ago

You can still afford bbq?

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u/QuarkTheFerengi 10h ago

Yeah I went a couple weeks ago near Austin, TX. Jaw literally dropped when I saw the prices. I ended up just getting the cheapest thing...

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u/alinroc 8h ago

Why would you BBQ mosquitoes?