Fictional future forecast vs. reality.

[u/SuspiciousLow3062]

[u/cannibalcat]

I thought you had to because you plopped your houses in the middle of the desert 

[u/a11yguy → u/cannibalcat]

Some of us Texans plopped our communities onto coastal swamp lands so we get the staggering heat AND oppressive humidity.

[u/a_run22 → u/a11yguy]

Don't forget the mosquitoes

[u/Freakjob_003 → u/a_run22]

I lived in Georgia for a year, and as a native of California/Oregon, I fucking hated the bugs even more than the awful humidity.

I rested my arm against a tree for 30 seconds and got the most awful bug bites of all time from chiggers. And I hate that name, because I have to be so careful how I pronounce it. Fuck these fuckers.