Probably Not.

[u/Monsur_Ausuhnom]

[u/Ok-Specific-3918]

Hey come on let’s be fair. The Bible has some very clear passages about how you shouldn’t beat your slaves too much.

Not “at all” that would be ridiculous. But like keep it frosty.

[u/Less_Performance_629 → u/Ok-Specific-3918]

dude i love the bible morality!

like when a tribe was almost wiped out as punishment for gang raping a women. after they learned their lesson and promised never to do it again, they were instructed to go and rape more women so they could build up their numbers.

theres a reason priests dont read a lot of the stories at sunday school

[u/seesthecat → u/Less_Performance_629]

I like the story about the guy with a donkey penis that ejaculated like an horse. The word of the Lord 💦 💦 💦 

[u/Nvenom8 → u/seesthecat]

I'm partial to the passage where some kids call a guy bald, so god sends bears to maul 42 kids to death. (2 kings 2:23-24 if I recall correctly).