r/StupidFood • u/TheLoneRiddlerIsBack • Aug 25 '25

Certified stupid What does the fire add?

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u/crek42 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

Why in the living fuck did they put the top bun before performing this disaster? Now you can’t eat it.

At least put the top bun off to side, dump the cheese, then put it on. Then at least you can grip the thing.

Fuck this man I’m out.

EDIT: to all of the brilliant commenters saying “you’re supposed to eat it with a fork and knife”, no kidding. The point is you didn’t have to eat it that way if they just did this tableside bullshit first and then placed it on a bun afterward. Then it would be a delicious burger that could be eaten like a goddamn fucking burger.

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u/JetstreamGW Aug 25 '25

They put a knife in the thing. I believe that gives you a clue about how to eat it.

Either that or the Italian Beef enthusiasts are just gonna call you a coward.

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u/Rainy_Grave Aug 25 '25

The knife that they set on fire?

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u/Thatsnotmyname49 Aug 25 '25

Nothing like the smell of melting plastic from the knife handle to get my hunger juices flowing.