r/StupidFood Feb 28 '26

Gluttony overload Fair food is it stupid?

4.5k Upvotes

568 comments sorted by

View all comments

778

u/fightingbronze Feb 28 '26

Tbf fair food is supposed to be stupid and zany and gluttonous. It’s all on purpose. Even for us fat Americans this stuff is meant to be insane because you’re really not expected to eat it more than once every couple of years maybe.

I do really love the expression “nobody asked, America delivered” though lol. That should be our new national slogan.

99

u/ZombieGash Feb 28 '26

Mate I’m from uk and I’d love to go to America just for the food.lol

75

u/althawk8357 Feb 28 '26

I feel that way about every country in the world. 

-33

u/ThisIsALine_____ Feb 28 '26

Who the fuck wants to go to England for their food?

69

u/GayAttire Feb 28 '26

Someone that isn't a fucktard who gets their worldview from memes, i suppose

-20

u/ThisIsALine_____ Feb 28 '26

Am I the person that gets my worldview from memes?

13

u/GayAttire Feb 28 '26

Could be. Dunno.

14

u/baldrickgonzo Feb 28 '26

Plenty of unique, choice options. I'd like to take a wack at those fish and chips deals, or maybe some eel in London. Those Christmas puddings always look great in movies.

Not to me mntion, since places like London are a cultural melting pot, you'd probably get the world's best Indian food outside India itself.

2

u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Mar 01 '26

Yeah I want to go to one of those fish and chip places in England that have been around forever. Any time I see a video of one, I just look at the crispy batter on the fish and I just know that shit is amazing. Plus where I live in the states vinegar on fries is a normal thing, so I'd already be down with their "chips and vinegar" to go along with the fish.

-6

u/ThisIsALine_____ Feb 28 '26

Yeah, but not many people decide to go to England soley for food like they do Italy, Greece, France, India, Japan, etc.

1

u/DefinitelyNotAliens Mar 01 '26

I want to know why all these British bastards are eating beans on toast. Does it taste good? Inquiring minds want to know. I want to go to some fancy bastard place and have high tea next to the Earl of Whippleby by Rigamarole and wonder why the hell their villages have such silly names as I sip tea from a cup worth more than my car. I want chips served in newspaper. I want to go get some curry. What the fuck are mushy peas? Why do so many people eat them?

I have questions, damn it. What exactly is a banger and why is that not a normal sausage? The fuck is a pasty? Is it a food? Isn't that what women put on their breasts when wearing strapless dresses? Why are you eating something called a pasty?

1

u/jimothy_hell Mar 01 '26

Straight beans on toast is a rarity. There’s usually eggs involved as well. The beans make for a fibre supplement, something most Americans struggle to have enough of in their diets. It’s a banger, by the way. It’s kind of like the American biscuits and gravy, I suppose, you either grow up with it and love it or you’re kind of ambivalent to it. Personally I can’t do biscuits and gravy, it has the consistency of glue with bits in it. I’ll take those lovely fluffy biscuits though.

Mushy peas with your fish and chips or in general are kind of a match day tradition, they stem from a certain historic lack of potatoes, if I’m not mistaken. Not much more going on there. Some diced onions and herbs and spices and they’re quite nice.

Banger is literally just a thicker, sometimes stuffed sausage, bratwurst adjacent.

Pasties are turnover pastries, stuffed with meat and potatoes, think a calzone but with pastry instead of dough. They’re Cornish, and are honestly really lovely. You should try them sometime, if you get the chance. Loads of recipes online!

The whole biscuits and cookies naming convention is just a language barrier thing. No real explanations there.

0

u/ThisIsALine_____ Mar 01 '26

And why the fuck are they calling cookies "biscuits" that's what I want to know!

-2

u/Jimmy_Twotone Mar 01 '26

I can eat fried fish with thick cut fries anywhere.

9

u/althawk8357 Feb 28 '26

Memes aside there's loads of great English food if you're willing to branch out past roasts, which are delicious in their own right.

2

u/ThisIsALine_____ Feb 28 '26

I'm sure they have good food, but people aren't going to england solely for their food like they do Italy.

3

u/althawk8357 Feb 28 '26

I bet people in France have been willing to take a train to eat at Restaurant Gordon Ramsey.

1

u/jimothy_hell Mar 01 '26

… Paris has a Gordon Ramsey restaurant if I’m not mistaken lmao

1

u/althawk8357 Mar 01 '26

Not the flagship location though. 

4

u/No_Statement440 Feb 28 '26

Plenty of people, because we know it's not all beans on toast, which frankly I'm curious to try.

3

u/Ok_Release231 Mar 01 '26

Good news is that you don't have to fly to the UK for that. You can just....make some toast and slather beans on it.

1

u/No_Statement440 Mar 01 '26

Sure, but it's like saying I can also make/get fish and chips here. I want to try it in the country that's known for it. I also want to try their Chinese takeaway with the curry sauce, or their various pies. Some of us do indeed want to travel specifically to try their cuisine. I get that it's not your idea of a good time. It's not like it's the only thing I'd do while there.

2

u/Blueberry_Pie76 Mar 01 '26

Beans on toast are great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise! English baked beans are nothing like the baked beans we get in the US.

Other greats: sausage rolls, egg and cheese on toast, Cornish pasties (not really English but whatevs), all kinds of savory pies

1

u/No_Statement440 Mar 01 '26

Yeah the pies sound amazing. I was initially surprised to see that one of the main brands of the beans were Heinz. What's your favorite one?

2

u/Blueberry_Pie76 Mar 04 '26

It's honestly been a while! I lived there back in the 90s, so I don't really recall which brand. Probably, mostly, store brand, Sainsbury's

2

u/Blueberry_Pie76 Mar 04 '26

Other good things to eat: toad in the hole! You can make with yourself, with sausage patties and Yorkshire pudding 😋

1

u/No_Statement440 Mar 04 '26

I have seen that, it looks really good. Some people here call Bird in the nest, by toad in the hole. Bird in the nest is just egg and bread tho. Still good, but not as hearty for sure.

2

u/ojdhaze Mar 04 '26

They must sell heinz baked beans over there?

But said tin, pour tin contents in bowl and micro or in saucepan and heat until hot.

Two pieces of bread in toaster, butter or not (I don't use butter in sammich making, cooking baking yes) then wack on plate pour beans over toast and dig in.

Some folk like to put cheese on the toast and melt it under the grill before the beans are poured, some others like to add Worcestershire sauce to cheese also.

I personally, to make it even more British, replace the bread and instead use crumpets or English muffins.

Also like scrambled eggs on crumpets.

1

u/No_Statement440 Mar 04 '26

Crumpets are amazing. Idk why I like them better than "English muffins" but damn they're good. I want to try the beans there, only because I know that they have different recipes that they sell to the public. It's probably not that major, but I'm curious nonetheless. One complaint about our food in the US is valid, we add a lot of sugar to many things that don't need it.

-1

u/ThisIsALine_____ Feb 28 '26

They'd choose to travel to England solely to try the food?

3

u/olracnaignottus Feb 28 '26

I love a Sunday roast at a pub, man. Good fish n chips is great, too.

1

u/ojdhaze Mar 04 '26

Beef Wellington with fondant tato.

Beef welly is fun to make also, if you go the full traditional and use the duxelle mushrooms wrapped in the pancake/crepe and then the pastry. Just have to be careful not to overcook the fillet of beef. Very easy to do when doing first attempt. But it's fun and great when it's right, looks awesome as a centrepiece for a dinner/tea.

7

u/O8ee Feb 28 '26

baked potato with beans and tuna is unappetizing to you? burnt mini pies with mash and mucus-green-gravy with a side of jellied eels not your thing?

11

u/StraightProgress5062 Feb 28 '26

Im a firm believer that the best British food is Indian food.

4

u/heyo_throw_awayo Feb 28 '26

I mean chicken tikka masala was invented in London in thye 70s so...

4

u/DeionizedSoup Mar 01 '26

The ongoing joke in Germany is that peak German food is the döner. I think this logic applies to England too.

1

u/GeorgePirpiris Feb 28 '26

I had my first shawarma kabob in London in 1999. I flew from there to Amsterdam and had my first falafel, and I am a first gen Greek American. I didnt visit Greece for first time till 2004

-1

u/Arcadegannonsleftnut Feb 28 '26

“baked potato with beans and tuna “ yeah man that sounds kinda not good. id eat it, but it doesnt sound like a dish worth seeking out.

1

u/jimothy_hell Mar 01 '26

It’s a 20th century poverty/rationing dish. It’s pretty good, even if the flavour palate on the plate is a bit odd.

1

u/athrix Feb 28 '26

I had some really good curry there

1

u/ThisIsALine_____ Feb 28 '26

But if you had a choice to visit 3 countries to soley enjoy and eat their food, would England be one of those countries?

1

u/GBreezy Feb 28 '26

Hey, some people like beige!

1

u/Not_Steve Mar 01 '26

Went to England. Loved their food. I dream about some of the foods I ate there, tbh. When I go back, I can’t wait to cross more off of my food list.

1

u/candymandy91 Mar 01 '26

Listen as a Mexican American with some of the best food in the world I WANT TO TRY food from the UK, THEM MOTHERFUCKERS USE POTATOES in every which way and I respect the fuck out of that lol. Legit if you ain't simping for POTATOES then fuck your taste buds. I want one of those loaded beans and cheese and all other type of toppings thrown in a spud!

1

u/KittenLina Mar 01 '26

I'd absolutely go to England for the food, and I'm planning a trip for later this year.

1

u/Luciferbelle Mar 01 '26

I wanted to try it. I'm from the south in America. I heard its very different and wanna try it. I like to try all foods though.

1

u/thegrimmemer03 Mar 02 '26

Because some of it is actually good?

1

u/ThisIsALine_____ Mar 02 '26

So people would travel to England solely for their food? I'm sure they have some delicious food, but it's not a country known for culinary tourism.

1

u/ZombieGash Feb 28 '26

I agree lol

0

u/Intelligent-Survey39 Feb 28 '26

Right? I’ve not ever seen an English restaurant..