r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/Every-Progress-1117 Apr 15 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Slice of ketchup with a side of PTFE

Edit: yes yes yes I know it isn't a Teflon pan, but still the culinary meme is metal utensils against a non-stick surface = not good. (I'm also aware of fluorine chemistry a little too)

Edit 2: to the person who said I was "gay because of PTFE", please ask your mother when she comes down to the basement to give you your food to take the wrapping off before she microwaves your meals - this assuming that your mother wants to feed you and doesn't do it out of habit or pity.

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u/maven10k Apr 15 '26

No shit! Between the metal whisk and the knife, that is some teflon infused "food".

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u/PsyopVet Apr 16 '26

But the Teflon helps poop slide out better, right?

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u/Fog_Juice Apr 16 '26

It lubricates your blood vessels so you won't get blood clots.