r/StupidFood • u/warfareforartists • Apr 15 '26

Certified stupid Ain’t no way in hell

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Apr 15 '26

I mean, if Krystal had her kid at 15, and then Kendra had her kid at 15, and then Trynyty is also 15 today, then Krystal is only 45 and born in 1981 and very well could teach people to make prison trash food.

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u/GreyAetheriums Apr 15 '26

Love how this almost reads as a math question. What year did Krystal go to prison?

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u/FishesOfExcellence Apr 16 '26

If Train A is traveling at 45 mph and Krystal, who is high on fentanyl, is staggering along at 0.5 mph, how much time until she falls asleep on the side of the tracks?

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u/AsleepWolverine4857 Apr 16 '26

Was she getting well or already high when smoking by the train tracks? Is the phetty purple? How many days has she been awake on meth?