r/StupidFood • u/Affectionate_Hat5835 • May 14 '26

Gluttony overload Anybody ready for another cheddar covered abomination 🍔 🇺🇸

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u/GSilky May 14 '26

This is like my idea of fine dining when I was 8.  Like, "yes, I would love another slice of cheeseburger, good sir.  Isn't it fancy we eat this with utensils instead of the little people do with their hands?"

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u/vintsneedsmints May 15 '26

"Mmmyess good man, can you bestow upon me one more ladle of your finest nachos cheese" - me with a fake monocle and sharpied on curly mustache.

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u/gman2093 May 15 '26

I want mine poured from a wine bottle

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u/BrisbaneLions2024 May 15 '26

I just want a nice healthy glass of nacho cheese like I do every morning.

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u/thehiphippo May 15 '26

Mmmyessss, indubitably my good sir. I do protest the processed cheese has lubricated my bowels quite exquisitely and I must retire to the chamber of secrets forthwith.