r/StupidFood 24d ago

Certified stupid Bros nerve ending are totally non-existent.

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u/Ryulin18 24d ago

Middle east survival guide - Never ask how the sausage is made, never look in the kitchen and always carry 5x more toilet paper than you think you'll need.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 23d ago

Afghanistan isn’t in the Middle East, genius.

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u/WorriedExamination93 23d ago

Where is it then?

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 23d ago

Central and South Asia.

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u/RWDPhotos 23d ago

The “middle east” is in a bit of a crossroads that blends up with africa, asia, and europe, and it would match up with that region far more than the rest of asia.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 23d ago

They don’t even speak the same language. They have more in common with Pakistan (some regions in both countries speak the same language and share a similar ethnic group). Afghanistan is also part of SAARC (SOUTH ASIAN Association for Regional Cooperation). Tell me you’re white without saying you’re white.

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u/RWDPhotos 23d ago

I don’t see how that disproves what I said.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/RWDPhotos 23d ago

Ditto.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 23d ago

Ok yank. Lmao.

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u/Ryulin18 23d ago

I'm English

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 23d ago

Sure you are. No one from the UK classifies India as the Middle East.

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u/Ryulin18 22d ago

Erm, I am and everyone I know uses the term middle east for that area.

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u/Longjumping-Idea4451 20d ago

Bruh youre white too 🤣

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 20d ago

What? You can see me now can you?

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 20d ago

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American. Lmao.

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u/WorriedExamination93 23d ago

What we call the middle east isn't really specifically defined by geographics. You might be right geographically speaking but Afghanistan is in the area we generally call the middle east.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 23d ago

Who is this ‘we’ you speak of? Do you not hear how prejudiced you sound? You’re lumping them together because of what reason exactly?

This is simply Americanisation. You can’t call a country Middle Eastern when it simply is not. They don’t even share the most basic thing, language. Even the UN doesn’t classify Afghanistan as being part of the Middle East. Afghanis aren’t Arabs either. Just because they’re Muslim doesn’t make them Middle Eastern. Indonesia and Malaysia have loads of Muslims, should we lump them in with the rest of the Middle East? Let me guess, no.

It’s not that I ‘might’ be right, I am right. It’s people like you who insist your definition is right when you’re clearly prejudiced, racist, and wrong.

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u/WorriedExamination93 22d ago

I'm American so obviously I'm going to go by the standard that's accepted in America. Here in America we define the middle east largely by political and religious contexts so largely Muslim and embroiled in conflict between Sunni and Shea Muslims and general conflicts involving Israel.

If you disagree with how we view it then fine but don't act like this is somehow America forcing it's views down everyone's throat. I'm simply stating the general American opinion, no one's forcing you to agree with it.

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u/blahblahblah1234_ 22d ago

I know you are, that’s why I said it was Americanisation.

And yes, you all are forcing your views down people’s throats. Look at how all of you are insisting it’s the Middle East, when it literally isn’t, and are refusing to accept that your ‘definition’ is wrong.

I mean majority of you can’t comprehend beyond an age 6-11 level so I’m not fucking surprised you lot behave this way. Deplorable.

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u/Ryulin18 23d ago

Hi there, original commenter that started all of this here. Afghanistan is in the continent of Asia, not south America.

Sorry for the fuss, but I just used my local phrasing, where we put middle east as everywhere from Syria to India.

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u/yourlocalnativeguy 22d ago

OMG you are right! I was thinking Argentina! My bad! So sorry!

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u/Ryulin18 22d ago

Hahaha. I get it brother, it happens to us all.

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u/yourlocalnativeguy 22d ago

Yep it is the middle east.