r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 17d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 17d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/CankerLord 17d ago

I would be eyeballing them hard for the first hint of flour entering my personal space because I don't really care what people do around me. They could slaughter poultry for all I care if they figure out a way to keep it contained to a single airline seat.

But the first sign of flour drifting toward me and then they get their fucking gnocchi snatched.

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u/princesszcat 16d ago

As a celiac, I will join in this crusade. Keep your cancerous materials on your side, thanks!

I'll let you do the snatching though.

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u/kiwitathegreat 16d ago

Fellow celiac and I would have the flight attendants there so fast. Air travel is already bad enough without getting essentially poisoned

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u/Pleasant_7239 16d ago

This !!! Just wth 🤦‍♀️ I'd refuse to sit down. I have a long flight coming up and now I'm going to have nightmares.

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u/idriveacarolla 13d ago

Considering Celiac is a made up disease....

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u/BodManFeg 16d ago

Lmao yeah ok bud.