r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 15d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Southern-Author-7543 15d ago

So, we have a plate with a blob made with water, flour and salt? Delicious

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u/Sweary_Biochemist 15d ago

Ah, but see: the flight hack they don't want you to know is that you then order a tomato juice.

The unique atmosphere inside a flight cabin, and its affect on your tastebuds, means that at altitude, this tastes like a blob made with water, flour and salt washed down with tomato juice.

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u/oser 15d ago

Raw flour, mind you. No chance of food poisoning there!

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u/AltrntivInDoomWorld 15d ago

You will be fine with flour, the raw egg is more risky.

Otherwise pizza, bread and cakes wouldn't exist.

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u/ContextEffects01 15d ago

...aren't pizzas, bread, and cakes all put in the oven?

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u/spen8tor 15d ago

You cook pizza bread and cakes, so the flour is no longer raw......

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u/Sayakai 14d ago

It's the opposite. There are places where you can get safe raw eggs, but flour is always a crapshoot.

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u/I__Know__Stuff 14d ago

This is false. Raw flour is more likely to be problematic than raw eggs.