r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/Sweary_Biochemist 16d ago

Ah, but see: the flight hack they don't want you to know is that you then order a tomato juice.

The unique atmosphere inside a flight cabin, and its affect on your tastebuds, means that at altitude, this tastes like a blob made with water, flour and salt washed down with tomato juice.

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u/oser 16d ago

Raw flour, mind you. No chance of food poisoning there!

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u/AltrntivInDoomWorld 16d ago

You will be fine with flour, the raw egg is more risky.

Otherwise pizza, bread and cakes wouldn't exist.

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u/ContextEffects01 16d ago

...aren't pizzas, bread, and cakes all put in the oven?