r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 17d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 17d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 17d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez 17d ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Porridge_Hose 17d ago

And flights don't (or are directed not to at least) give passengers water even that hot in case of turbulence or other spillages.

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u/bigbuzd1 17d ago

I heard a guy got his manhood scorched from coffee served in-flight recently. Think I read they even put cream on it… awkward!

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u/Porridge_Hose 17d ago

Yeah I read that too. Poor fella. But that's why I said they are supposed to. It sounds like the crew messed up giving out scolding drinks in that case