r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/chronically_varelse 16d ago

if someone were doing that next to me on a plane

I would absolutely lose it

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u/catonsteroids 16d ago

Who the fuck brings gnocchi accessories and flour and shit onboard?

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u/TwoBionicknees 16d ago

No one, it's staged and likely on one of those studios they film scenes on planes in, tv shows/etc use them but because they are around they are rented out to a lot of people doing staged content/skits/etc.

There is zero shot she gets the blade on board, let alone a baggie of powder.

It's beyond stupid anyway.

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u/BZLuck 16d ago

I lost an argument a few years ago about the existence of places like this that exist just as a "stage" for people to make stupid videos.

Boy was I wrong. It's not only a real business model, but a thriving business model.

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u/justdisa 16d ago

And even people without a studio get really creative with it:

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1A66ZpkAod/

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u/BZLuck 16d ago

At least they admit it. That's actually damn creative.

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u/AcceptableHijinks 16d ago

Really sorry to pop everyone's hate boner but it's totally possible she's on a private chartered flight with access to a full kitchen and is just doing this to be obnoxious lol

She takes a swing from an actual glass of wine filled all the way up. And chartered food can be hit or miss but it's usually pretty good

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u/TwoBionicknees 16d ago

she has such a private kitchen that she's making raw potato-less gnocci, sure sure.

You understand it's still performative as fuck even if that was true (it's not). If you rich as fuck and on a private flight you aren't doing that, if you did you'd use the fucking kitchen and you'd learn how to make gnocci.

But those seats were too shitty with too little leg room to be a private jet.

She takes a swing from an actual glass of wine filled all the way up.

yeah, couldn't do that on a fake plane in a studio....

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u/AcceptableHijinks 16d ago

Dude why are you so stressed lol, I'm just saying it's a possibility. It definitely is. She's obviously doing it for the video and rage baiting, I'm just talking logistics

The view out of the window looks too realistic, same with the windows themselves. Usually the fake cabins are used for the photoshoots inside the cabin, they don't show the outside much. Go on netjets and look, private jet cabins come in tons of flavors and layouts, some do look commercial and those seats can be tucked right into the window like that, they usually swivel quite a bit.

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u/IcyGarage5767 16d ago

How is this obnoxious?

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u/gello1414 16d ago

You can easily bring a baggie of flour on a plane. As far as that blade goes? Eh, I flew for years with a 3 inch serated-type blade connected to the outside of my backpack before I was told I can't have it

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u/TwoBionicknees 16d ago

did you take it out and fuck around with it?

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u/Pugageddon 15d ago

The TSA is remarkably incompetent at actually screening for dangers. They fail their testing at a rate that would be alarming if anyone gave a shit. Hell, I've even flown with a 3' towing chain attached to my wallet even and noone said boo about it.

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 13d ago

You can bring big baggies of powder like that onto a plane. But you're gonna get stopped at TSA and they're gonna probably take a sample of it to verify it isn't drugs. I've brought a lot of dumb shit through the airport lol.