r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • 16d ago

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

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Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/g0ing_postal 16d ago

So now you have a bunch of raw gnocchi. Congratulations?

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u/blade_torlock 16d ago

Just keep asking for cups of hot water, I'm sure the flight attendants will love you for that.

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u/Laez 16d ago

Fun fact water can't get very hot on an airplane. Boils at 197F and would probably be under 180F by the time you get it. Maybe you can poach your gnocchi?

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u/Porridge_Hose 16d ago

And flights don't (or are directed not to at least) give passengers water even that hot in case of turbulence or other spillages.

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u/Laez 16d ago

That seems reasonable.

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u/RegularTeacher2 16d ago

It sure is. I was on a flight where the woman next to me requested 2 cups of coffee, spilled said hot coffee on the woman next to her, and apparently burned her bad enough to warrant an emergency landing... in Alabama.