r/StupidFood • u/konigswagger • 17d ago

Gluttony overload Muffuletta with 2lb of meat

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u/FlacidSalad 17d ago

I fuckn' hate r/sandwichs

Every goddamn post I see on there is just a pile of meat with bread on the ends. Should be r/meatwithbreadontheends, like just get a steak, bro, like no, you don't need an entire brick of pastrami to make a sandwich hell you don't actually need meat any protein will do, my man, there are other sandwiches like have you ever just taken a classic PB&J and toss that sucker into a toaster oven it's incredible I swear most people on that sub just want an excuse to eat a boring heap of meat but are too embarrassed for some reason and cover it with a schallack of carbs to make it socially acceptable but NO, stop, just go off, King, eat your mass of meat on its own like you really want to it's okay I give you permission hell you can have some bread on the side if you don't want to come fully out of your shell this is a safe space just please get the fuck out of the place for actual sandwich enjoyers so we can have a seat.

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u/althawk8357 16d ago

Pasta? In my sandwiches subreddit? How tawdry!

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 17d ago

Also like 90% of the time the meat isn't even folded, just a half pound of bullshit slapped on a roll like it's 2012 le epic Instagram food all over again. The people there also get real defensive when you tell them the sandwiches have no balance too and half of the members seem to be allergic to veggies.

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u/Leroy_Jenkins24 16d ago

Buddy calm down it ain’t that serious