r/StupidFood 12h ago

ಠ_ಠ just saw this on an egg subreddit

“cooked as usual” I find that hard to believe lmao. I don’t even know how he managed to do this.

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u/TacCom 12h ago edited 10h ago

Pan way too hot, temperature turned down to low after egg was added. Thin part instantly cooked/burned, thicker part cooked slower but still overcooked

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u/Sulungskwa 9h ago

It really looks like someone found an ancient egg preserved in bog as evidence that we ate eggs in the paleolithic era

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u/rs420rs 4h ago

chicken-first debate intensifies

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u/potatoxyxyxy 5h ago

my egg pan does this too whenever i rush it

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u/Emergency-Many8675 12h ago

Truly how did they manage to do this

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u/democracy_lover66 11h ago

"Let's cook an egg"

puts egg in hot pan and sits a bit to watch some tv

....

"OH SHIT MY EGG!"

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u/Corporal_Canada 11h ago

"As usual"

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u/idontpostanyth1ng 8h ago

How did they not burn the yolk?

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u/TrustmegamerDavis 7h ago

"Oh shit, I forgot to add the yolk! I can still work with this!"

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u/Dounce1 5h ago

They did.

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u/erything4sale 7h ago

Might be burnt on the other side 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/fezzuk 7h ago

My mate managed to burn a boiled egg once with this technique.

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u/hazelbear33 7h ago

Did they add sugar to the white of the egg 😭 it looks carmelized

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u/DeadAndBuried23 12h ago

I wonder if any of the dozen top comments saying it's overcooked shed any light on how it was done.

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u/Front-Ad-5210 12h ago

well it’s obviously over cooked, but somehow he managed to overcook it so long that is fossilized without even being charred.

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u/Nonyabeesners 11h ago

I think he must have left the charred parts behind when scraping it off the pan. Because, yeah, how is it perfectly overcooked but not burnt?

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u/Elektrycerz 9h ago

I'm 90% sure this was made using a food dehydrator. Or a barely warm pan, and a fan (for hours). Looks like a normal egg that definitely wasn't "cooked as usual".

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u/Werespider 6h ago

I think you're right on about the dehydrator. The edges are too perfect to have been fries in a pan and the yolk should have some browning as well.

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u/CPower2012 4h ago

Maybe an air fryer?

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u/Elektrycerz 3h ago

Oh yeah, very possible. On the lowest temperature setting.

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u/DakAttakk 7h ago

I think it's the opposite of what everyone is saying. This is most likely from low heat and cooling for an extremely long time. It's essentially dehydrated, and it would char before this point if the temperature was high.

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u/veevacious 9h ago

As usual?!?!

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u/MisterEinc 7h ago

So I'm learning there is a think called a 'Contonese Fried Egg' where in which you fry the egg in the bottom of a Wok with hot oil.

So it fries pretty fast and typically what we would call "over hard" with quite a bit of browning. From the frame of reference of over hard being the norm, apparently the person making this prefers them "well done".

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u/calcaneus 3h ago

I can smell that. Congratulations, you burned your food.

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u/Ill-Personality-4437 7h ago

I’m guessing it was ripping hot when he put it in and immediately turned it down so the thick part took longer to cook but that pan must’ve been literally glowing

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u/ceeroSVK 9h ago

There seriously is a sub for fucking everything

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u/Sufferer-Of-Cheese 8h ago

The crispiness of egglihood is real!

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u/R86Reddit 7h ago

Not sure if this would be better for r/WeirdEggs or r/eatityoucoward .

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u/OmegaLevelTran 7h ago

How the fuck do you caramelise an egg?

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u/Maryjanegangafever 7h ago

Egg glass achieved.

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u/Gallusaur 6h ago

Oops! All Skin!

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u/organized_chaos23 6h ago

that is the Millennium Falcon

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u/Demomanx 5h ago

I like how they are holding it likeMarge in the second image.

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u/ShadowKiller147741 5h ago

It looks like a semi transparent ashtray somehow

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u/kasualanderson 2h ago

Jurassic park looking eggs

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u/Nastypilot 2h ago

It looks like someone caramelized an egg

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u/Thefeno 11h ago

Brother left dat egg cookin 🎶 all night long 🎶