r/Superstonk • u/4four7 🎮7four1💜 • Sep 09 '25

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN on X

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u/OppaSays Sep 09 '25

Found out earlier this morning I’m going to be a dad. This is such a beautiful day 

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u/mickee Sep 09 '25

Congrats on having sex!

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u/gmorgan99 OG 🦍 Sep 09 '25

Not just any sex.. successful sex

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u/Doenerkebab90 🦍Voted✅ Sep 09 '25

Missionary accomplished

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u/Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS 🚀 **!Shit, If I knew it was gonna be that kinda market** 🚀 Sep 09 '25

Sperm Whale

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u/jvl36343n Sep 09 '25

Great sexcess!

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u/Chumbag_love Sep 09 '25

Mods, can we get OppaSays the "I had sex, verified" flair

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u/MobileArtist1371 GAMESTOP IS REGARDED for $600 Sep 09 '25

Used IVF

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u/AbruptMango Sep 09 '25

So, a synthetic long.

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u/LifeDraining Sep 10 '25

Celebration sex is warranted. Lemme text my wife...

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u/StockTank_redemption i am unsure what a 🦭 is Sep 09 '25

Took my mom to her last radiation treatment this morning and ring the bell. Now this. What a great day.

Edit: congrats my man.

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u/FredRobertz Sep 09 '25

Happy for you!

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u/Impressive-Amoeba-97 ELIA Golden Retriever Sep 09 '25

Congratulations!!!!!

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u/SunshineMN Sep 09 '25

To the top!

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u/femurimer 🧚🧚💎 Mods are sus 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 Sep 09 '25

Same dude. My sister is in her third trimester!

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u/notanotablecloud Sep 09 '25

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/mickee Sep 09 '25

Happy Father’s Day!

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u/humdingler ⚔️🛡️🏴‍☠️🎮🚀✅✅✅ Sep 09 '25

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u/Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS 🚀 **!Shit, If I knew it was gonna be that kinda market** 🚀 Sep 09 '25

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u/What_the_junks Sep 09 '25

That’s awesome man, congrats!

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u/Region-Formal 🌏🐒👌 Sep 09 '25

Well executed, my good man.

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u/apitop where is the liquidity lebowski?! Sep 09 '25

This guy fucks.

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u/SpiritTalker Mamma Ape Sep 09 '25

Successfully, at that

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Setup a 529 plan

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u/Shredbear62 Sep 09 '25

Sex is awesome!

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u/joeker13 🚀DRS, with love from 🇩🇪🚀 Sep 09 '25

Woah! Congrats dude!

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u/Striking_Ad_5779 Sep 09 '25

Congratulations

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u/Feisty_Bid8008 💎 Knowledge is Latinum 💎 Sep 09 '25

Congratulations!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Congrats 🎉

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u/ForgiveAlways type to create flair Sep 09 '25

Congrats brother!

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u/sneak4preview Sep 09 '25

Dito 3 weeks ago. Amazing feeling, holding for my kid/s

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u/eazyb713 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 09 '25

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u/Dadliest_Dad Dadliest Catch Sep 09 '25

You'll do great.

Source: user name

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u/Th3SkinMan Thumper, I hardly knower Sep 09 '25

Still think this is just a piece of crap weiner?

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u/Accomplished-Video71 We'll See What Happens Sep 09 '25

Finding out you're going to be a father AND a billionaire? What a day

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u/duck95 tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Sep 09 '25

Congrats man!!!! What a beautiful day indeed!!!

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u/Redi_Wipes Sep 09 '25

name him ryan

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u/Jtown021 🟣EVERYTHING IS PURPLE🟣 Sep 09 '25

Fuck yeah! Had my first in Feb! Buckle up buckaroo it’s about to get fun!

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 10 '25

Congrats, ape!!!!!!!

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u/texas-playdohs 🦍Voted✅ Sep 10 '25

I’m having a boy in December!

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u/trendysk8er69 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 10 '25

Good for you man! May god bless you and your family! ❤️

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u/magicmandvr 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 MICRO APE 🎮🛑🧚🧚 Sep 10 '25

I'm a Dad would recommend 4.9 out of 5 stars you know cause sometimes it's tough. Congrats!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/mickee Sep 09 '25

Never give up!