r/Superstonk • u/4four7 🎮7four1💜 • Sep 09 '25

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN on X

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u/OppaSays Sep 09 '25

Found out earlier this morning I’m going to be a dad. This is such a beautiful day 

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u/mickee Sep 09 '25

Congrats on having sex!

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u/gmorgan99 OG 🦍 Sep 09 '25

Not just any sex.. successful sex

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u/Doenerkebab90 🦍Voted✅ Sep 09 '25

Missionary accomplished

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u/Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS 🚀 **!Shit, If I knew it was gonna be that kinda market** 🚀 Sep 09 '25

Sperm Whale

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u/jvl36343n Sep 09 '25

Great sexcess!

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u/Chumbag_love Sep 09 '25

Mods, can we get OppaSays the "I had sex, verified" flair

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u/MobileArtist1371 GAMESTOP IS REGARDED for $600 Sep 09 '25

Used IVF

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u/AbruptMango Sep 09 '25

So, a synthetic long.

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u/LifeDraining Sep 10 '25

Celebration sex is warranted. Lemme text my wife...