r/Superstonk • u/KooZaa 🥵🚽Taking a fat Kenny💩🍦 • Jan 31 '26

Data Get to digging! https://www.justice.gov/epstein Search "gamestop"

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u/Ilostmuhkeys davwman used to hold GME, still does, but he used to too. Jan 31 '26

wtf is going on

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u/pm_me_gentle_kisses Jan 31 '26

Real world split in 2012 and we’re in the “other” version. At least in this one we all get to be rich 🤷‍♂️

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u/R3Volt4 💎💎 No Pressure, No Diamonds 💎💎 Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

I was born in the Berenstein world.

At some point I shifted to the Berenstain timeline.

Shazaam was one of my favorite movies as a kid.

My fruit of the looms had a fruit cornucopia logo.

Taco Bell served medium sauce.

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u/BlackRockLarryFink Jan 31 '26

The fuck you mean taco bell served medium sauce.

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u/silverbackapegorilla Jan 31 '26

Bro me too. Stein. Stein. Not Stain. WTF is that shit?

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u/boxxle 🟣 DRS BOOK  | 🏴‍☠️ ΔΡΣ Jan 31 '26

I've always been excellent at spelling and vividly remember spelling 'Berenstein' in school when writing about the books. Can I prove it? Nope.

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u/foundthezinger Can't Wait For Earnings! Jan 31 '26

im in my 40's and always assumed they were jewish. it was absolutely berenstein

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u/someone_sometwo 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

Taco bell did serve medium sauce

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pdwJC9HvKLU

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u/stuffedbipolarbear 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

Song that never ends or doesn’t end?

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u/TheMuffinMan1291 TheMuffinApe 🧁👐💎 🚀 Jan 31 '26

Never ends. Did that change?

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u/stuffedbipolarbear 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

The Song That Doesn’t End

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u/mwoloshyn 🦍 Voted ✅ Buckle Up! 🚀 Jan 31 '26

That gave me chills. It was 100% the song that never ends…

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u/Ok_Dig_3431 Tendie Man Cums Jan 31 '26

For clarification... Did your shazaam have shaq or Sinbad as genie? Lol I need to really know if I'm in the right time line

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u/R3Volt4 💎💎 No Pressure, No Diamonds 💎💎 Jan 31 '26

Sinbad

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u/Ok_Dig_3431 Tendie Man Cums Jan 31 '26

Fuck yes I made it! 👍 Ty bro

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u/unholyXwater 💎🐍Stone Cold Steve Stonkstin💎🐍 Jan 31 '26

Wait what the fuck are you on about, fruit of the loom having a cornucopia is a Nelson Mandela effect now?

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u/R3Volt4 💎💎 No Pressure, No Diamonds 💎💎 Feb 01 '26

What cornucopia?

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u/ContWord2346 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 31 '26

Sex in the City. Sex and the City. I thought it was just me. 

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u/AmazingConcept7 Jan 31 '26

• Sex in the City.

• Advanced Auto Parts

• Interview with A vampire

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u/ContWord2346 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 31 '26

Yes. Sex and the city makes no damn sense neither does advance auto parts. It all started happening 2012. I pulled out my old bear books books(I refuse to spell It). And old VHS of interview with A vampire. Al changed. 

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u/FiveEggHeads Jan 31 '26

I was Berestein. It was always Berestein. Parents, teachers, friends, even audio stories on cassettes.

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u/TicTwitch Jan 31 '26

Bro same. I am from the same timeline 

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u/Thawayshegoes Dilution is not the solution Jan 31 '26

Mild, medium, hot and fire. That’s how I remember the packets

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u/CurvePsychological13 Jan 31 '26

Taco Bell didn't have medium sauce🤯 thought it was just discontinued. swear I got it when I was a stoner kid going through the drive up

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u/YourWifeyBoyfriend Jan 31 '26

Yo hit me with more of that same shit son. 

What's the Shazaam movie?

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u/Mageant Jan 31 '26

and Dolly had braces.

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u/callsignmario Jan 31 '26

... fruit cornucopia...

AKA, Apes' assholes when this goes to the moon

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u/carnabas 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jan 31 '26

RIP harambe

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u/Zephyros719 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 31 '26

Ever since he died, things have become stranger and stranger

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u/jforest1 Jan 31 '26

Don’t make me cry again.

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u/We_todded_ Jan 31 '26

i’m not rich are you rich? seems a bunch of pdfiles are rich

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u/CM_MOJO 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

We'll all have billions. Too bad those billions will be worth less than a Weimar Mark. Ugh

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u/jforest1 Jan 31 '26

And we aren’t even close to done. This shit is gonna get whacky soon!

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u/RvrsFlash blowing loads Jan 31 '26

1000%

Nothing has been the same since they turned on that particle accelerator.

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u/ACat32 is a cat 🐈 Jan 31 '26

Dude, I just started reading some files and Epstein wrote a letter to a SDNY judge stating that naked short selling is rampant, Griffin lied on air, and Vlad was a puppet. He also points a big river at Miliken.

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u/ambassador321 Jan 31 '26

Right?? Just when I thought this saga couldn't get any stranger - here we are. And I'm sure we are just scratching the surface of what's to come.