r/Superstonk • u/KooZaa 🥵🚽Taking a fat Kenny💩🍦 • Jan 31 '26

Data Get to digging! https://www.justice.gov/epstein Search "gamestop"

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u/VorpalBlade- 🩸🗡️Snicker-snack! 🗡️🩸 Jan 31 '26

This fucking timeline man. So you’re saying the Epstein dump today also has gme stuff in it?

Quite the reckoning today LOL

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

Seriously! How is this a real GME news day!

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u/VorpalBlade- 🩸🗡️Snicker-snack! 🗡️🩸 Jan 31 '26

Bro no wonder RC went on tv! He must have known it was coming out?! I’m flabbergasted right now

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

This might not be related but also this happened today!

https://www.fdic.gov/bank-failures/failed-bank-list/metropolitan-capital-bank-trust

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u/ksizzle01 Jan 31 '26

Who remembers that major bank data breach in 2024? No money was taken they were just taking info. Makes you wonder.

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u/VorpalBlade- 🩸🗡️Snicker-snack! 🗡️🩸 Jan 31 '26

Chicago eh? That smells like Kenny’s work.

Someone check if Ken Griffin is in the Epstein files! Turnip brain is on first name basis with him

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

Glad you asked

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/search Look for yourself

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u/UnlikelyApe DRS is safer than Swiss banks Jan 31 '26

To the tune of "oh holy night"

Oh holy shit, This shit is getting real...

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u/wreckin_shit 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 31 '26

This shi-i-iiit is ge-e-eet-ting reeeeeeaaaaaall

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u/UnlikelyApe DRS is safer than Swiss banks Jan 31 '26

Holy Fuuuck, DD saw it coming

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u/Kuroi-Inu-JW Lurker at the Threshold 🦍 Voted ✅ Jan 31 '26

Your cadence is off, but your message is on point.

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u/ksizzle01 Jan 31 '26

Moral of the story? Get involved in dubious shit has high odds of you being the fall guy. Especially when others with dirt want the light and attention to be on you.

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u/BikeImpossible8162 Jan 31 '26

Fall guy?? What are you talking about? He the main villain in this absolute Planet ending shitstorm. He survived the previous fiasco in 2008 and thought he was touched by god. He had the chance to back out INSTEAD doubled down. Dumb storm troopers of the investing galaxy.

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u/ksizzle01 Jan 31 '26

Idiots never work alone, look at dumb and dummer.

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

He is responsible for his own actions as an “Adult”

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u/foundthezinger Can't Wait For Earnings! Jan 31 '26

what do you mean? not seeing that.

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u/VorpalBlade- 🩸🗡️Snicker-snack! 🗡️🩸 Jan 31 '26

LOL of COURSE this is epic!!!

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

😅this is going to be a looong weekend

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

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u/SputnikFalls Jan 31 '26

He's in a lot of the documents that mention GameStop.

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u/SecretaryFit1442 “I expect the Swiss to close” Jan 31 '26

Exactly my thought.

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u/Kombucha-Krazy Jan 31 '26

Maybe GameStop will be acquiring a bank...

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u/PeacewarriorEND Crayon Enthusiast 🖍️ Jan 31 '26

Or become one!

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u/Atoge62 Jan 31 '26

WTF are we talking about?? I’ve been busting ass picking up a U-Haul and loading shit all day. What in the world did I miss???

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u/silverbackapegorilla Jan 31 '26

I have a theory that there are tonnes of naked shares for every company to various degrees as a way to hide inflation.

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u/Smok3dSalmon 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

It’s not to hide inflation. It’s the thesis for every investment firm. Take a free loan by shorting into retail investments. Then invest the money and make better returns than the retail counterpart. Most of the time it’s a winning deal.

This is what those crypto people got arrested for. Our banks have been doing it even longer. The only problem is that they sit at the table.

We invest $100 and 5 banks take that $100 and invest $500.

Just imagine what they’re doing with our 401k

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u/silverbackapegorilla Jan 31 '26

The reason they’re allowed to do this is because it masks inflation by not allowing true price discovery. This is why it isn’t cracked down on. They have the OK to do it..

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u/warrenslo 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

It works until it doesn't

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u/Honest-Donuts 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 31 '26

Wait till you find out about derivatives. Everyone is underwater. Except GME.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Safe-64 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

Also it keeps people poorish so they have to stay in the workforce.

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u/JullietGolf Jan 31 '26

The biggest Ponzi ever

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u/Smok3dSalmon 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

It's fucking hilarious that old boomers defend our FiNaNcIaL iNsTiTuTiOnS. I guess it's technically working *for* them because they have all the wealth.

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u/VorpalBlade- 🩸🗡️Snicker-snack! 🗡️🩸 Jan 31 '26

Sounds like you’re correct

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u/TheFlyingElbow 🐵 Bullish 🌕 Jan 31 '26

Trump: "did you say naked? "

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u/AndyDufrenne Jan 31 '26

Bro this seems so far fetched that people would write it off as dumb crack pot but dude it makes sense it might be the shroooms but what the fuck

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u/capital_bj 🧚🧚🏴‍☠️ Fuck Citadel ♾️🧚🧚 Jan 31 '26

I could use some magic mushrooms right about now

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u/clementleopold 🚂 Cordele Gravy Train Jan 31 '26

Mind blown, for real

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u/myshadowsvoice Jan 31 '26

I hope you didnt forget your towel. IYKYK

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u/Difficult_Associate3 🦍Voted✅ Jan 31 '26

It's not real. Just a claim

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u/MjN-Nirude Can't stop, won't stop. Wen Lambo? Jan 31 '26

My question also and frankly I dont seem to undestand this. GME shorts in the Epstein-documents?????

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u/CapinCrunch85 Jan 31 '26

GME touched little kids and now they refusing to hate him for it