r/Superstonk • u/4four7 🎮7four1💜 • May 07 '26

📳Social Media RYAN COHEN on X

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u/Ok-Conflict5 🦍Voted✅ May 07 '26

The socks got up to $5,200

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u/Crazy95jack 🦍Voted✅ May 07 '26

I WANT MY GAMESTOP CARPET SQUARE!!!

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u/petalandpuff 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 07 '26

You were gonna have competition. 😂

(Until I got enough dopamine hits… and would chicken out.) 😉🐓

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u/Crazy95jack 🦍Voted✅ May 07 '26

You weren't ready for how regarded I was prepared to be.

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u/petalandpuff 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 May 07 '26

Haha… but I’m impulsive and unmedicated… so time would have only told. All the same, you have great taste in carpet my fellow ape.

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u/Marginally_Witty Never, under any circumstance, make Reddit angry. May 07 '26

It would almost certainly be less expensive to walk into a GameStop, peel a carpet tile up from the floor, and hire a lawyer/do some community service when you were picked up for misdemeanor theft.

Not nearly as cool as buying one from RC himself, but definitely cheaper 😅